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Author Topic: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer  (Read 3542 times)

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December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« on: December 13, 2007, 09:24:21 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132007

That final line made me nearly spit water all over my computer.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 09:25:46 am »
oh, my lord.

Ray does not seem like the guy ever to kill anyone.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 10:22:41 am »
I know he said a variety of men, but I wonder if Nice Pete will still be (has been) somehow involved.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 10:28:18 am »
I'm hearing Nolan give an 'Ooh La La' after that last line'.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 10:34:23 am »
Instead of going to the restaurant website, Beef first went to check a pervert forum with Ray just sittin' right there?

Man, hell of a grunchy move to say the least.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2007, 01:47:21 pm »
I am sorry, but the correct thread title is "Ray Smuckles, not of the Internet."
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2007, 03:00:21 pm »
I feel pretty bad for Nolan. I mean, the dude's a main pervert with poor spending sense but all indication is that he's a harmless pervert who genuinely believed he was going to have a classy evening with a gonzo entrepreneur.

What does he get? A death relationship.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2007, 03:03:15 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 13, 2007, 01:47:21 pm
I am sorry, but the correct thread title is "Ray Smuckles, not of the Internet."

Thank you, yes!
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2007, 03:08:26 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on December 13, 2007, 10:34:23 am
Instead of going to the restaurant website, Beef first went to check a pervert forum with Ray just sittin' right there?

Man, hell of a grunchy move to say the least.

You know Beef's got all his fora and various blogs RSS'd to hell.  It's probably impossible for him to NOT know what the latest perv news is while he tries to order reasonable Chinese food.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2007, 03:24:48 pm »
Ray pays attention THROUGH Arosto Beef. It makes perfect sense.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2007, 04:56:07 pm »
So in between ordering Chinese food, putting a hit on Nolan and talking to Teodor and Mr. Bear, where does Ray find time to have a completely trashy orgasm?

Was the thrill of hiring hitmen to take someone out part of what made it so trashy?
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2007, 10:36:27 pm »
Quote from: me, yesterday
Eh... I dunno. I feel like this was phoned in. There was something there, something Super-Secret-Ice-Cream-Parlory, something profound and creepy. And I guess Onstad just didn't feel like doing it, so he wraps it up and doesn't even tell us how. Ray took care of it? By paying attention?

This was a perfectly decent arc that didn't involve Ray and/or Roast Beef at all - a rarity if there was one. So who better to get in there and wreck it?

Thanks for filling in the gaps, Onstad. I feel a hundred percent better about the thread now.

His misspelled "paid" in the alt-text though.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2007, 11:08:56 pm »
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His he misspelled "paid" in the alt-text though.

fixed that for you. I guess now you're even.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2007, 11:15:06 pm »
Jesus fuck.

It's been a long day. For both of us, apparently.
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Re: December 13, 2007 - As greasy as a ladies' sex dancer
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2007, 12:33:08 am »
Maybe I'm just not being all that swift today, but is a "ladies' sex dancer" the same thing as a Chippendale (but less copyrighted)?
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