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How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« on: December 18, 2007, 03:01:32 am »
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2007, 03:24:09 am »
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You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2007, 03:28:15 am »
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2007, 03:28:57 am »
26!

I was probably docked points for being fat.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2007, 03:32:01 am »
Shouldn't I get extra points for hating children even at the best of times?
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2007, 04:49:25 am »
26 - most likely because I find the concept repellent.  My kid is 5, for Pete's sake!
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2007, 04:53:31 am »
THIRTY, bitches! Woooo!  I knew that Brazilian Jiu Jitsu would come in handy someday. Thanks, Crap Dude ex fiance, for making me study at that academy!
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2007, 05:01:23 am »
I imagine Brazilian Ju Jitsu to be a lot like normal Ju Jitsu except that one of your main weapons is searing hot wax.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2007, 05:16:41 am »
So Linnea's adventure last year was like a black belt test?  Damn, no wonder those UFC guys are so cranky.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2007, 06:18:38 am »
Quote from: linnea on December 18, 2007, 04:53:31 am
THIRTY, bitches! Woooo!  I knew that Brazilian Jiu Jitsu would come in handy someday. Thanks, Crap Dude ex fiance, for making me study at that academy!

Oh HELLS yeah!  I always used to Kick Numerous Asses with the Brazilian guy in Tekken II. 

So can you stand on your head and kick a dude square in the teeth?  Four different ways?
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2007, 06:22:58 am »
30 for me. I have no martial arts training, but I have fought plenty of zerg, am tall with good reach (basketball is the only sport I'm good at), and have no moral qualms with using a child as a weapon against other children.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2007, 06:26:31 am »
Also, I love how this is posted in science and technology. It lends such credibility to the results of the quiz.

Plus, 5 year olds are technically small mammals.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2007, 06:48:21 am »
um. embarassing.
I got 10. Probably because I would feel uncomfortable fighting kids.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2007, 06:49:57 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 18, 2007, 06:48:21 am
um. embarassing.
I got 10. Probably because I would feel uncomfortable fighting kids.

What exactly don't you feel uncomfortable doing?
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2007, 07:08:35 am »
I mean, beating up 5 year olds? I feel like that is a reasonable thing to be against.
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