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Author Topic: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.  (Read 19795 times)

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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #60 on: January 06, 2008, 08:03:12 pm »
Quote from: jldunston on January 06, 2008, 06:11:02 pm
I don't know if there is such a thing as a truly unique name any more.   

I have a friend whose daughter is named Hyla, after a genus of tree frog, which I assumed was unique. But I found three other people in the first two pages of Google hits.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #61 on: January 06, 2008, 10:39:12 pm »
The thing about Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is that, her dad being Penn Jillette, she will surely be raised to live up to the sheer weirdness of her name. It's not a fire-and-forget thing like a lot of genuinely terrible names.

Also, on the subject of naming people after genera of tree frogs: if I were into amphibians, I would consider naming a child "Rana Pipiens." Even if it's outdated now, it's a species name I've always found mellifluous.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #62 on: January 06, 2008, 11:32:24 pm »
I'm not against the name Moxie. It's unusual, but not weird. It's the CrimeFighter that makes it weird. Moxie by itself isn't on the same level as Dweezil.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #63 on: January 06, 2008, 11:44:00 pm »
True, Moxie is... eccentric... but it is definitely not full-cask-strength weird.

On the Susan-to-Moonunit Scale it is a seven or maybe even just a high six.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2008, 02:31:12 pm »
http://rbeef.blogspot.com/2008/01/mcdonalds-vs-starbucks-vs-ray-vs-me.html

It's interesting that Beef thinks McDonald's will help Starbucks, as Slate just ran a piece explaining how the first Starbucks in a town actually helps existing coffee shops.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2008, 02:44:27 pm »
A damn fine blog post.  I know Starbucks drink orders are easy material, but Beef's description still made me chuckle, especially in the context of McDonald's counter-people trying to recite them.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #66 on: January 08, 2008, 04:27:07 pm »
"The Venn Diagram looks like an 8."

I love Roast Beef.  He is a fine gentleman.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #67 on: January 08, 2008, 06:36:01 pm »

"I don't have to think about things in advance to know what I think"


Roast Beef getting sassy is always fun. He has some confidence these days.


I also like that Ray specifically mentions that the Starbucks baristas have always showered recently, even before he has described the McDonalds cashiers.

In other news, I totally like Cappucinos. Why didn't anyone tell me that drink was good, I've been consistently getting Mochas and being disappointed.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #68 on: January 08, 2008, 09:59:50 pm »
Don't be a cock to a stranger, Ash.  Ain't nothing wrong with a cappucino.  Do you buy into ads that are basically, "Prove you're not gay!  Eat this huge burger!"
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #69 on: January 08, 2008, 10:05:26 pm »
Capuccinos are a step manlier than what I would expect inev to drink.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #70 on: January 08, 2008, 10:14:47 pm »
are cappucinos girly? really? fuck, I am so over giving a shit about what coffee is OK to drink.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2008, 12:05:50 am »
I can imagine inev drinking cappuccinos. But I can also imagine A-Cap drinking Folgers from a two-gallon plastic tub he hell of keeps in a freezer in the garage. Myself, I used to drink Americanos but I'm slowly turning my caffeine addiction to tea. No idea why. Just sort of happened.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2008, 12:09:30 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on January 08, 2008, 09:59:50 pm
"Prove you're not gay!  Eat this huge burger!"

I keep trying to do this, and I just end up crying.

Now... cocks on the other hand...
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2008, 12:24:04 am »
There are three types of coffee drink that aren't girly.

Coffee... unfrothed milk and/or white sugar at the most, nothing else.
Espresso shots.
Coffee with espresso in it along with unfrothed milk and/or white sugar at the most.

Everything else is fundamentally girly. Unless a trucker would drink it to stay awake after he finished off the crystal meth, it is girly.

This is not to say that I do not drink occasional girly drinks. There are times I throw some vanilla sugar in my coffee, there are times I splurge on a caramel macchiato.

But I admit and own the fact that I am drinking girly drinks when I do it.

If you're stuck with the truth, you gotta OWN that shit completely.
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Re: January 2008 blogs - Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2008, 01:04:52 am »
Dammit, people.  A cappuccino is totally manlier than the way most Americans take coffee -- waaaaaaay too much sugar and/or cream.  But I take offense to the idea that in order to be a Man you must drink the Approved Beverages.  For Pete's sake. 

Being a Man is about treating people with respect and protecting those who are weaker than you.  Not whether you like froth in you coffee or drinks that come with little umbrellas. 
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