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Only if you know where to go.

[linnea]

I can't drink coffee because it makes me all twitchy and paranoid, and gives me hell of insomnia. I do like a cup on occasion, though.

Also, a real man drinks whatever the hell he wants and looks like a badass while doing so. Even if it's a Malibu rum drink or a caramel macchiato.

[CortJstr]

I don't drink coffee because it tastes like it's been distilled from the bollock-sweat of Satan.

Exactly. Also, tea and beer. Well, I've never actually had any coffee, but nothing that smells that bad can possibly taste good.

[wombat]

I prefer to take a little from Columns A and B. I protect the weak with my awesome c*ck.

Yes. Guys should all take melack as a role model.

[theinevitable]

Also, a real man drinks whatever the hell he wants and looks like a badass while doing so.

See, I feel like the whole problem here is the need to constantly look like a badass.

[smick]

Also, a real man drinks whatever the hell he wants and looks like a badass while doing so.

See, I feel like the whole problem here is the need to constantly look like a badass.

Well, the people that truly live by that, end up looking like Brock Samson.   The best part is that they're unaware of their ridiculous nature.

[Turbo Ninja]

I drink tea instead of coffee because I'm a huge fag.

OTOH, my awesome cock makes me an awesome hetero loverman.

It is a riddle that confounds all bodhizatvas.

[theinevitable]

yeah, my parents both drink tea.

[melack]

I've started drinking tea because A) I don't own a coffee machine at my apartment, B) Buying coffee from a shop every day is expensive, C) The free coffee at work blows and D) There's a huge selection of free tea packets at work that I can get pumped up on all day long.

[Ben-San]

I would amend it to "a real man drinks whatever the hell he wants and doesn't give a crap if he looks like a badass doing so". Being worried about whether you look like a badass is one of the marks against Real Manliness; looking like a badass is a common side effect of manliness but a Real Man doesn't need the people watching him drink to evaluate his manliness for him.

[jay-ell]

I think the real question here is:

WWCND*? 

_{*What Would Chuck Norris Drink?} 

[littlefallsmets]

Huckabee juice. He would drink Huckabee juice.

...oh man, do I not get the appeal of Huckabee.

It was bad enough having a president who does not believe in poor people, do we really need one who doesn't believe that life adapts to its surroundings over time? Let us not let this one fester for long, huh?

[KeithHernandez]

I was going to say something like that but didn't want to go with Huckabee juice so I quit.  At least you took the opportunity.

[theinevitable]

I hate Chuck Norris. He is a fool. Why do people think he is cool?

I read somewhere that irony is a "cultural fungus" and now I believe it. I am attempting to remove it from my life as much as possible.

oh, yeah, it was Neil Stephenson who said that.

[KeithHernandez]

That is a good way to look at it.  Seriously.