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Re: Today's Cat and Girl is about Achewood
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2008, 04:30:35 am »
For some odd reason I am loath to fork out in excess of 50 US dollars for a jumper.

If I lived in America I'd buy the Future Corpses of America T-shirt, though.  Somehow I don't think the joke would work as well in Australia.
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Re: Today's Cat and Girl is about Achewood
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2008, 04:42:50 am »
It's a great sweatshirt, except when you have to explain it to people who don't know what a deus ex machina is. I used to attempt an explanation, but I just say "it's an art joke."
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Re: Today's Cat and Girl is about Achewood
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2008, 05:30:31 am »
Get three people to follow you around surreptitiously.  Then, when someone asks what a deus ex machina is, start explaining, really badly.  As you start spluttering, and looking confused, giving contradictory examples, one of your friends suddenly lights you up with a spotlight, while another plays Handel's Hallelujah Chorus over a boom box.  As you stand there, arms outstretched, glowing in the light, the third friend uses a long giraffeing pole to slowly lower down a dictionary which is open to the page with the definition of deus ex machina on it.
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Re: Today's Cat and Girl is about Achewood
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2008, 07:10:00 am »
Or I could do that!
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Re: Today's Cat and Girl is about Achewood
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2008, 06:43:04 am »
Quote from: oball on January 23, 2008, 04:30:35 am
For some odd reason I am loath to fork out in excess of 50 US dollars for a jumper.

If I lived in America I'd buy the Future Corpses of America T-shirt, though.  Somehow I don't think the joke would work as well in Australia.
There was a "future corpses of canada" version a while back that I snapped up.  The America one is a nicer design, though.
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