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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to theinevitable
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2008, 05:39:20 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 19, 2008, 08:39:18 pm
Happy Birthday IneviDan.  Today all of the hot short haired girls love you.

Sounds like some of the hot short-haired boys might be interested in loving you, too.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to theinevitable
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2008, 06:05:29 pm »
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to theinevitable
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2008, 06:28:20 pm »
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Sounds like some of the hot short-haired boys might be interested in loving you, too.

Man, maybe if he were a little more androgynous this would be less weird to me. but he is like... he is a hairy, manly guy.
there have been times where I have seen a guy who looked like a girl and thought "huh."
there have been times that I have thought a girl was pretty, then said "wait... is that a guy!" and then realized no, girl, and kept thinking she was pretty.

but I have never thought that a guy with a beard was a cute girl. That has never happened.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to theinevitable
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2008, 06:48:43 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 20, 2008, 06:28:20 pm
but I have never thought that a guy with a beard was a cute girl. That has never happened.

Well, that's something. There would have been a complicated joke about your gay friend and a cute girl being his beard but it ain't worth it.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to theinevitable
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2008, 07:40:42 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on January 20, 2008, 06:48:43 pm
Well, that's something. There would have been a complicated joke about your gay friend and a cute girl being his beard but it ain't worth it.

That was the best joke from this week's Best Week Ever, where they came back from hiatus and Chuck Nice was wearing a fake beard, saying, "Like lots of others in showbiz, I'm showing my support for the writers with a strike beard!" He then pulls some chick in from off-camera and said, "Mine's name is Melissa!" It took me a second to get it, then another thirty to stop laughing.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to theinevitable
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2008, 06:08:15 am »
or "Famous examples would include Nicole or Katie"
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to theinevitable
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2008, 05:16:22 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on January 23, 2008, 06:08:15 am
or "Famous examples would include Nicole or Katie"

I thought they were only called beards when they were married to gay guys. It works if they are married to aliens, too?
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to theinevitable
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2008, 06:33:14 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on January 23, 2008, 05:16:22 pm
I thought they were only called beards when they were married to gay guys. It works if they are married to aliens, too?

You're assuming that gay dudes and aliens are mutually exclusive groups. That Venn diagram intersects; the result is called "Tom Cruise."
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to theinevitable
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2008, 06:46:54 pm »
To be fair, though, Cruise became an alien in an attempt to no longer be gay and instead became a deeply-closeted gay alien. Poor dude, he could'a just been gay and at peace with it, y'know?
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