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30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« on: January 30, 2008, 07:49:14 am »
Which, incidentally, is how I pay the electric bill.

Bonus anecdote (15may2001):

The kid behind me in line was high as a kite and yelling "Tony Hawk for prez'dint!" when Tony signed this for me:

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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 01:53:24 pm »
I didn't know that we were supposed to still be mad at England. Are they... are they still mad at us?
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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 03:21:17 pm »
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I didn't know that we were supposed to still be mad at England.

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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 05:15:29 pm »
"YouTube, YouTube, on the Dell, who's a dude who's bad as hell" made me laugh, as did "obvious-style Christianity." Still not digging on this arc, on the whole, but I'll give credit where it's dude.
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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 05:32:12 pm »
Tony Hawk is so not Phillipe.
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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 07:12:45 pm »
This is going to end in heartbreak, right?  I mean, he couldn't have gotten Tony Hawk on the phone in less than twenty minutes. He hasn't even asked him if he'll agree to run.
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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2008, 09:23:48 pm »
Ray couldn't get Tony Hawk on the phone?  Ray SMUCKLES? I bet he's got a red line directly to the dude's breakfast nook.
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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2008, 09:26:54 pm »
Maybe you're right. I should have faith. I mean, Ray - he wouldn't just, like, make stuff up, would he?
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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 03:05:57 pm »
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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 03:49:17 pm »
Now there's a bumper sticker I'd actually put on my car.
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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2008, 12:59:54 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 31, 2008, 03:05:57 pm


Jesus fuck somebody has GOT TO PRINT SOME OF THOSE.
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Re: 30 January 2008 - Breakin' out our checkbooks and blowin' kisses
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2008, 01:17:45 am »
Someone has to send one to Mrs Smuckles. Surely it will change her mind?
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