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31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« on: January 31, 2008, 07:15:11 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01312008

So is this the end of Ray's run for President? I hope not, I was actually enjoying this arc a lot.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 07:25:59 pm »
Ha Ha!  Ray's a multi-billionaire, champion of the G.O.F. and general all-around Guy Who Gets Things Done, but he still has to do what his Mama says!
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 07:37:31 pm »
The alt-text really disturbed me.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 07:40:08 pm »
August,

you don't?
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 07:43:25 pm »
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 08:27:38 pm »
I can never object to a Ray's Mom appearance, really. Sometimes you can understand how it was that Ramses Luther Smuckles fell for her.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 08:36:46 pm »
People get shot all the time, most of those people aren't presidents. However, 6 of 43 presidents have been shot. Thats 13.9% of the president population in all time. Statistically, thats pretty bad relative to the rest of population (an average of about .004% of Americans are victims of violent crime). Ray's mom is justified in her concern.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 08:59:25 pm »
I alternate between loving and hating the word Tush.

Tushie, though. Wow. what a word.

I recently had a conversation where we decided the factor which decides whether it is OK for a girl to wear leggings as ##### is "can you see her tushie."

"um, I don't remember."
"really. her tushie."
"um. I don't know."
"do you really not know or... you could and you don't want me to judge her."
"um. um. IT WAS A NICE TUSHIE, OK!?"
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 09:14:58 pm »
I think if more mothers stepped up and grounded their sons from being president, we'd probably have ended up with a lot better presidents, especially lately. Good call, Mrs. S.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 09:24:28 pm »
I think the alt-text is acknowledging Ray's cat-ness, but I'm not sure.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2008, 09:52:40 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on January 31, 2008, 09:24:28 pm
I think the alt-text is acknowledging Ray's cat-ness, but I'm not sure.

For the sake of my own sanity I'm going with yes on this one.

It's a really good thing that Vlad has never tried talking to Ray's mom on the phone like he did Philippe's. It would be bad times for Vlad, I can tell you.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 11:42:58 pm »
On the one hand, it's a pop-the-balloon fizzle of the arc. On the other hand, anyone who complains about the crapiness of the female characters in Achewood hasn't met Mrs. Smuckles.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2008, 01:23:04 am »
Quote from: rabidambulance on January 31, 2008, 07:37:31 pm
The alt-text really disturbed me.

QFT, dude.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2008, 03:06:10 am »
Second best strip ever.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2008, 04:52:44 am »
EL OH FUCK*NG EL.


that is so good.  the way he waits, realizes, and pouts.  finality at it's finest.
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