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Author Topic: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST  (Read 4662 times)

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Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« on: February 05, 2008, 06:43:40 am »

Happy birthday, pal. This year you have had ups and downs, met my friend christine and told me she's hot (I know this), joined this board, and done other things. Including having a very cute girlfriend with a cute name.

Happy Birthday. Today, you can eat nachos for every meal.
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 07:13:52 am »

Happy birthday dude, today you can receive gifts and the thing of equal value you can exchange is being awesome.
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 07:15:50 am »

It's been a year since you could drink legally.  Congrats!
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 10:00:11 am »

Happy birthday! May the free market system treat you kindly today.
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 03:54:06 pm »

Happy Birthday, Spiderman!
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 06:26:57 pm »

Iechyd da!
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 07:11:23 pm »

Happy b-day, dude! Hopefully you get some birthday swag that you can exchange for goods and services.
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2008, 08:41:49 pm »

Happy Birthday, Acap.  Today, you may have both bread and circuses. 

But only today. 
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 12:23:14 am »

Happy birthday, Cappy.

May the Great Vault grant you a supermarket sweep of gold-pressed latinum, sir.
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 12:31:01 am »

Happy Birthday to the poster who has always been named Arachnocapitalist.
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 12:57:31 am »

I got nothin' witty to add, sorry. Hope you have a very Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 01:30:02 am »

Free market forces will dictate the number of birthday wishes you get today.
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 04:35:33 am »

Thanks All! It was a great day in America.

People agreed with me in a political thread, I bought honey bourbon, and it was like 70+ degrees for the first time on my birthday. God Bless You, God Bless You One And All.
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 05:07:22 am »

*A flag unfurls behind A-CAP, the anthem sources and an eagle wheels overhead*
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Re: Happy Birthday, ARACHNOCAPITALIST
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2008, 05:44:33 am »

Happy birthday my capitalistic friend.
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