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[jaydub]

Ash was getting a mammogram?

[Doc]

"Oh, c'mon, honey... lets play Broke Depressed Dracula and Insecure Hooker!"

To be fair, I think only the Dracula and the Hooker bits are role-plays, the rest is just Molly and Beef.

[jaydub]

I got to go spend 24 hours at the hospital.
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Note to Jaydub: I owe you a titty twister with a side of purple nurple, m'man.

Ash was getting a mammogram?

Uh, yeah.  What's this hospital talk?

Wait, did I miss something?

So I get out of the hospital and ...

I was going to feel like a real jackass if you'd been there for your wife or something, but I remembered something you said about New Years' resolutions and figured you were referring to that.  So I felt teh funnay was worth the risk.

Edit:  Found it:

I took the first step on one of this year's resolutions today, I made an appointment with the bone doctor to take pictures of the area that goes clunk in my low neck area when I rotate my shoulders up and backwards and sends shooting pain down both arms and leaves the underside of my forearms numb. I uninformedly predict an old neck injury has finally blown out for good.

[jough]

The whole idea of lamps that make you happy make me depressed.