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Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« on: February 12, 2008, 09:38:18 pm »
Other candidates included YOU WILL BECOME PORTLY AND I WILL NEVER HAVE A GRANDBABY!
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 09:41:13 pm »
This strip taught me a lot about vans.
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 09:43:06 pm »
No! Not Grace Jones!  NOT GRACE JONES!!!! Nooooooooooooo!!!!
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 09:53:38 pm »
I thought she was off the market.  Has a harem of Alaskan wolves or something.
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2008, 09:55:30 pm »
But... lots of portly fellows have children.
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2008, 09:55:58 pm »
Say, if Charley is really Ray's nephew, then doesn't she already have a Grandbaby?
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2008, 10:48:46 pm »
Maybe Ray has a half-sibling from before Ramses met his mother? Or more likely LN just materialized at age 9. This happens all the time to bachelors with comic dispositions.
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2008, 11:08:01 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 12, 2008, 10:48:46 pm
Or more likely LN just materialized at age 9. This happens all the time to bachelors with comic dispositions.

I thought that only happened in the family Anatidae.
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2008, 11:53:11 pm »
A sympathetic female character in Achewood?

I loved this one. My vote for thread title would have been "It breaks my heart that he is stoned."
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 12:13:59 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on February 12, 2008, 11:08:01 pm
I thought that only happened in the family Anatidae.

It's not unheard of in the Muridae family.
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2008, 03:15:31 am »
I just want to come down on the van issue as definitely pro-vans.
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2008, 03:40:18 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 13, 2008, 03:15:31 am
I just want to come down on the van issue as definitely pro-vans.

Hey lfm, you into vans?
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2008, 04:11:45 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 12, 2008, 11:20:04 pm
Now that reference is also known as redemption.

ALSO: Have I mentioned I really like Ray's mom lately. She is a lady who would always have the right snack to offer.

Ray's mom does always have the right snacks. She is the ultimate mom.
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2008, 04:14:51 am »
My friend use to get calls like this all the time from his mom while he was at school. Finally he got fed up and shouted "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING, WHO I'M DOING IT TO, OR WHERE IM DOING ANYTHING"
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Re: Feb. 12, 2008 - A Mother Just Knows
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2008, 04:20:19 am »
I often think about what would happen if, say, my mom decided to call me at 2 AM on a saturday for some reason.
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