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New, moderate sized mammal spotted at SF Zoo
« on: February 26, 2008, 01:28:39 am »

Word is, for a limited time, you could get some giraffe placenta if you know the right people.


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Re: New, moderate sized mammal spotted at SF Zoo
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 01:34:14 am »

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Re: New, moderate sized mammal spotted at SF Zoo
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 01:55:02 am »

when we talked about Pygmy animals in my Human Ev class (early on, when we talked about the basics of evolution) me and my friends decided that the cutest, most paradoxical animal would be the Pygmy Giraffe. Tallest of the pygmy animals, evolved to eat the leaves from the tallest bushes.
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Re: New, moderate sized mammal spotted at SF Zoo
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 05:30:20 am »

I don't like having a giraffe living down the road from me. Don't like it one bit.
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