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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2008, 09:45:07 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 22, 2008, 09:44:13 pm
That Tom Bosley is hot.

Yeah, but my knees go weak when Wilfred Brimley says "Diabeetus"
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2008, 04:42:38 pm »
"So Golfhaus, are you still drooling over the Michael Phelps chick?"

Yes. Yes I am. But now I like the woman in this commercial, too. Is it because she likes sports? It is because my job is soul-crushing too? Possibly. It could just be that I like ponytails.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2008, 02:03:37 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on December 29, 2008, 04:42:38 pm
"So Golfhaus, are you still drooling over the Michael Phelps chick?"

Yes. Yes I am. But now I like the woman in this commercial, too. Is it because she likes sports? It is because my job is soul-crushing too? Possibly. It could just be that I like ponytails.

Now my job is way less soul-crushing.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2008, 03:09:10 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 30, 2008, 02:03:37 am
Now my job is way less soul-crushing.

I go back and forth between that and "Live sports at work? That's MUCH better than work at work!" as my new catch-phrase. I like the other one better, though, I think, because she says it.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2009, 10:16:47 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on December 29, 2008, 04:42:38 pm
. It could just be that I like ponytails.

even in cubicles?
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2009, 12:52:46 am »
holy shit ark
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2009, 02:22:42 am »
It's Ark from out of NOWHERE!

How the hell are you dude?
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2009, 02:49:24 am »
Why do girls do the thing where they make a ponytail, and then fold it back on itself so that the hair sticks out in all kinds of directions?

As a person who pays too much attention to hair, it always bothers me watching that happen.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2009, 09:34:04 pm »
I used to be teased for having a "peacock butt" hairdo.  Now I have long hair again and still often do a variation of this, but it's more peacock-like as I've adopted random colors resembling bright plummage.  but this isn't middle school so no one seems to care. 

my b/f has told me a few times that he won't put his growing hair in a ponytail because the only types that do that are "douchbags" but he's perfectly fine with a top knot.  which is cool 'cause i think it's real sexy.  but dudes don't be afraid to worry about your long hair and to gather it in some organized fashion.  the ladies will only want to get their hands on it even more!
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2009, 09:45:09 pm »
As long as a lady doesn't have a beehive style, I'm cool. The fact that it resurrected zombie-like to terrify us once again is no excuse to have one. A stake should be driven through its heart and it should be allowed to die a (second) natural death.

The hotness: Pixie cut.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2009, 11:14:10 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 03, 2009, 09:47:37 pm
OK yeah, that pixie thing is one that can stick around.

As far as guys hair...my wife shaves my head so I have no opinion hair.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2009, 01:18:59 am »
Getting back to hotties, Kari Byron is pregnant. Which is sad both for her hotness over the next few months and because it means she'll be doing less insane things on Mythbusters.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #42 on: March 04, 2009, 03:08:57 am »
But...I was supposed to get her pregnant. And we would have beautiful daredevil science babies together. Curses!
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #43 on: March 04, 2009, 05:37:14 am »
Huh, I thought she was my secret crush.
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Re: The Anonymous Hottie of the Indeterminate Time Period
« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2009, 05:55:19 am »
She's every nerds crush but I don't think there's anything secret about it.

Actually I found her to be annoying after a while but I think that's just a self protective mechanism because I know I shall never have her. Alas. I also think Tory gets annoying on that show so let's stop reading into things.
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