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Author Topic: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE  (Read 7548 times)

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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2008, 01:33:44 am »
America and Bollywood are the homes to real celebrities. The rest are just imitation idols.
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2008, 02:51:59 am »
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2008, 03:16:08 am »
They all look like the token "television-ugly" ugly person from every reality show that I've only seen the commericals for which is, of course, every reality show since season two of The Real World.
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2008, 05:05:46 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 18, 2008, 03:16:08 am
They all look like the token "television-ugly" ugly person from every reality show that I've only seen the commericals for which is, of course, every reality show since season two of The Real World.

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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2008, 01:01:46 pm »
He voices the narrator from Pocoyo! 

Hi-larious. 
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2008, 11:43:26 pm »
bloody lack of respect no mark yanks

Joking aside, did you really not recognise Gordon Brown? Seriously?
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2008, 11:50:27 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on March 18, 2008, 11:43:26 pm
Joking aside, did you really not recognise Gordon Brown? Seriously?

Dude, the "smart" third of our country thinks Tony Blair is still the PM. The "dumb" third of our country thinks Margaret Thatcher is the PM. The third with the money and power thinks Queen Elizabeth is the PM.

It's not Brit-hating, though. Something like 30% of the American population doesn't know the name of our own vice-president at any given time.
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2008, 12:05:04 am »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on March 18, 2008, 11:43:26 pm
bloody lack of respect no mark yanks

Joking aside, did you really not recognise Gordon Brown? Seriously?

I didn't recognize his picture because I've never seen him before. I get most of my hard news from the radio. I probably would've recognized the name but Onstad's phrasing made me think they were all actors and such.

Also, "no mark"?
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2008, 12:39:01 am »
yeah, I did not make the connection.
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2008, 01:21:58 am »
OK, I give up.  Who the hell is Mrs. Agnes Ronay?
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2008, 01:40:59 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on March 19, 2008, 01:21:58 am
OK, I give up.  Who the hell is Mrs. Agnes Ronay?

As near as I can figure out, it's some sort of weird "If Egon Ronay were a woman" thing, Egon Ronay being a Hungarian-British food critic? This would still make no sense to me were it not for the food connection to Onstad.
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2008, 01:54:17 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on March 19, 2008, 01:21:58 am
OK, I give up.  Who the hell is Mrs. Agnes Ronay?

It's James May. He's another Top Gear host.
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2008, 02:58:47 am »
I certainly knew that the political leader of Britain was named Gordon Brown.

I was hazy on what the dude looked like. I get most of my news from NPR, Air America and text-based websites that do not strain my Windows-98-based computer. There are many characters of mild-to-moderate news significance that I could not pin a face to.

From the face, I assumed he was the host of a cooking show that I have never taken the time to watch, some kind of hybrid cooking-reality show that would make me want to punch myself in the face over and over again.
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2008, 03:21:26 am »
I am rationally ignorant to most european celebrities/politicians. Who they are generally doesn't affect me as an American economics student. I do love me some gordon ramsay on occasion, that guy is hilarious.
They all look 20 pounds overweight from these pictures. As an athletic shaped male, maybe Id have crazy luck with british chicks if all their models of men are heavy out of shape - might even make the $/E conversion worth it.
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Re: March 17, 2008 - COO COO CLUCK CLUCK SIGN ME BOOK PLEASE
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2008, 03:45:02 am »
but, dude, have you ever seen British chicks?


(I mean, that's what they say, right? I have not been to England since I was 4, they're all gorgeous for all I know.)
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