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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2008, 04:36:58 am »
Hey, we got a new kid in town.  He looks like good people.  And I think we stole him away from assbar.

Oh yeah, it's assbar because when it first appeared I actually thought it was assbar and said so here.  It's been assbar ever since.  I have that power.
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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2008, 06:07:23 am »
I have given Lenoxus my first can.  Why?  Because he earned it, whereas I already have 3 and I don't know how I earned them.
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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2008, 11:26:46 am »
Quote from: side_show on March 22, 2008, 03:54:13 am

On a sort of side note: Onstad joined my evil story coven. 


What!?!
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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2008, 02:38:12 pm »
I know.  What?  I can't say much more than that right now.
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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2008, 03:27:27 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 22, 2008, 02:38:12 pm
I know.  What?  I can't say much more than that right now.

Why do you tease us so woman?
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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2008, 05:22:37 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 22, 2008, 03:27:27 pm
Why do you tease us so woman?
Quote from: side_show on March 22, 2008, 02:38:12 pm
I know.  What?  I can't say much more than that right now.

I thought we had established this.  Sideshow is evil
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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2008, 07:45:56 am »
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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2008, 04:48:12 pm »
Welcome, welcome.

I'll chime in here and say I normally can't stand internet fora, and this is a very good one.

I'm reminded of a joke, the origins of which I've forgotten: "As a fun challenge, try to post a comment on youtube so stupid people realize you're being sarcastic.  Hint:  this is not possible."  That's how I feel about assbar.  The signal to noise ratio approaches zero asymptotically.

I think that hyper liberal economics major line was aimed this way, and guilty as charged except the economics major bit.  Though I'd prefer "radical leftist" to "hyper liberal."    I'd rather keep my distance from Bill Clinton, thanks.
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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2008, 06:40:31 pm »
Quote from: colmore on March 24, 2008, 04:48:12 pm
I think that hyper liberal economics major line was aimed this way, and guilty as charged except the economics major bit.  Though I'd prefer "radical leftist" to "hyper liberal."    I'd rather keep my distance from Bill Clinton, thanks.

Actually, it was pointed at acap.  He needs an evil twin. 

Quote from: colmore on March 24, 2008, 04:48:12 pm
I'm reminded of a joke, the origins of which I've forgotten: "As a fun challenge, try to post a comment on youtube so stupid people realize you're being sarcastic.  Hint:  this is not possible." 

Pedro and I were watching youtube the other day, and he said, "This is not funny.  Show me something funny."  I said, "What do you want to see?"  He replied, "I don't know.  Just type "Funny" into the search bar." 

I tried to dissuade him.  Told him it would not, could not end well.  He insisted. 

Top hit:  Very Funny Cats Part 14. 

Part 14!
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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2008, 09:30:40 pm »
Quote from: jldunston on March 24, 2008, 06:40:31 pm

Top hit:  Very Funny Cats Part 14. 

Part 14!

I'm picturing an alternate world Adult Bookstore where nice old ladies shuffle around and not make eye contact.  There are doilies under each of the DVD cases.

Very Funny Cats Part 14 is one of those DVDs.  The box proclaims 2 hours of non-stop frantic pussy action.

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Re: Assetbar insists on shielding my eyes from lamed comments
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2008, 06:03:14 pm »
Quote from: smick on March 24, 2008, 09:30:40 pm
I'm picturing an alternate world Adult Bookstore where nice old ladies shuffle around and not make eye contact.  There are doilies under each of the DVD cases.

Very Funny Cats Part 14 is one of those DVDs.  The box proclaims 2 hours of non-stop frantic pussy action.



Audibly did I laugh at this joke pertaining to cats.
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