Every time I see this thread title, I think of this:
To the tune of
Subway! Rollin' down the street
It's so easy on your feet
It's the Segway
Segway!
Moving right along
You can even bring a bong
On your Segway
Segway!
Lean forward to go forward and lean back to go back
It's like a model train except there isn't a track
Better shell out now
For a ride that's super-wow
On the Segway
Segway!
You can ride it through the trees
It makes hiking seem a breeze
It’s the Segway
Segway!
Mind if I play through?
You can ride while golfing too
On the Segway
Segway!
Order it online and they'll ship it express
It will go right to your local address
Swaying to and fro
It's the only way to go
On the Segway
Segway!
A Segway’s just so cool
When I see one I just drool
Wanna ride one to my school
Anyway, everyway, anywhere
Cops are cruising by
They’re patrolling from up high
On the Segway
Segway!
If you are a purist
You can be a rolling tourist
On the Segway
Segway!
Its the greenest travel option in town
The dorkiest way to travel around
It’s so very pretty
But it’s banned in New York City
Oh the Segway
Yes, the Segway!
Order it online and they'll ship it express
It will go right to your local address
Buy a Segway now
For a ride thats super-wow
On the segway!
On the segway!
On the segway!
On the segway!
Ohhhh.....
(edited for linkage.)