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Todd! Get away! This ain't a network for crap dudes.
« on: March 26, 2008, 11:43:54 pm »
We've previously discussed that I work for a mobile phone company.  We've also discussed that the Todd-Folk in Portland are kind of scary.  They'll cut you and then NOT take your wallet.  They'll cut you for the love of cutting.

I just received this email.

NOTIFICATION OF SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE
TO: TELECOMMUNICATIONS CONTACT PERSON
IMPACT: Your service may experience 2 – 50 millisecond switch hits, during the maintenance window.

LOCATION:  Hillsboro, Oregon

DESCRIPTION: Integra Telecom / ELI Technicians will replace 1250 feet of cable – span # 804 in Hillsboro - -it has been damaged twice by squirrels.  It is urgent that the new cable be installed as it will have a protection conduit around the cable to help prevent further squirrel damage.

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Re: Todd! Get away! This ain't a network for crap dudes.
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 11:53:11 pm »
Apologies to those who hate such things but this lolsquirrel just seems too relevant not to link to.
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Re: Todd! Get away! This ain't a network for crap dudes.
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 03:53:12 am »
Not to get further off topic, but that squirrel's right thumb looks like a nipple ring.

(I am so sorry, smick)
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Re: Todd! Get away! This ain't a network for crap dudes.
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 04:12:37 am »
I dont get it. Is the proposed joke that the cables are damaging the squirrels?
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Re: Todd! Get away! This ain't a network for crap dudes.
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 05:06:09 am »
No, the joke is that the squirrels are messing with the cables on account of being crap dudes.

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Re: Todd! Get away! This ain't a network for crap dudes.
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 05:08:46 pm »
todd can't write, he'd totally bark at them over the phone

"YEAH i ate your f-f-f-frickin cable" ~fzzt~ "stop trynna cut m-m-m-me offa this call!" ~static~ "w-w-w-w-whaddaya mean the noise is my fault" ~fzzt~ "OH YEAH IT TOTALLY IS w-w-w-w-what's your name you sound cute" ~static~ "how bout you meet be at the trainyard then i'll stop eatin your cable"
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Re: Todd! Get away! This ain't a network for crap dudes.
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 06:52:40 pm »


The squirrel thinks there is cocaine in the plastic Easter egg.

(Taken from our back window Sunday morning.)
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