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« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2003, 02:47:09 pm »
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Amoung my friends there is, "Cheryl-the-sterile-barrel,"  and my best friend is "Little-nija-fat-head," I went through school with no nick name, and when my friend heard this he exclaimed "But Mel rhymes with Smell!!" and since about the age of ninteen my best friend now always calls me "sMells" I can't recall the last time I heard her call me by my name.


My friends are also all about the rhyming, or efficient-combination of name and insult nicknames, hence, Daryl becomes Steryl, and I, being Lily, am Smilly, since it's easier to say than Smelly Lily.  It's a good life.

Ironic insults are also a fun game... a very good friend of mine succeeded in starting a trend of calling me "The Fattest", as in real life I am unreasonably scrawny.  It caught on.
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« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2003, 03:13:28 am »
Way back in the day, in elementary school, the kids used to call me "Limburger cheese", presumably because a) Limburger is similar  to my last name and b) said cheese is reputed to be smelly.  I don't remember being bothered by it, and in fact I may have found it a little sad that they couldn't come up with anything better.

In high school, I was variously known as "Stego Steve" (long story) and "Slug" (even longer story).  Slug actually stuck for many years, in part because I used it in my email address, as a character name on several muds, and in general conversation.  At least two old acquaintances still call me that, in fact.

I also had a boss who called me Thug ("Because you look like a thug") and/or Voux (for reasons that never really made sense).  But nowadays, most people just ignore me, which is the best nickname/insult yet.
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« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2003, 01:38:25 pm »
I knew I guy named Steve Galbraith.  He used to introduce himself as "Seagull Breath."  

I never had a nickname, fortunately.  I wasn't popular enough to be picked on.
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« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2003, 12:06:00 am »
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Actually I quiet like J-Lough, jerkoff.


So would that be pronounced like J-Law?  Or J-Loo? Or J-Loff?  Or J-Lug?

And I don't think we've ever dated, Smells, so your little pet name for me is just wholly inappropriate.


J-Lough doesn't need to be pronounced - this is a message board so I assume it's not really read aloud by anyone but the most creepy weirdos. Also, Jerkoff, sarcastic verbal sparring and no physical contact describes all my relationships in the late 90's, so for me it's almost like we're dating right now!
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« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2003, 12:21:44 am »
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Ironic insults are also a fun game... a very good friend of mine succeeded in starting a trend of calling me "The Fattest", as in real life I am unreasonably scrawny.  It caught on.


When I worked at the comic store I used to greet one of they older-and-still-lives-with-his-mother type geeks who was hard core into the Japanse school girl comics with "Hey there Handsome" - he always reacted in the terrified way that men who don't have woman be nice to them do, and I always enjoyed knowing there was nothing handsome about him.
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« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2003, 02:24:55 am »
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sarcastic verbal sparring and no physical contact describes all my relationships in the late 90's, so for me it's almost like we're dating right now!


Wow, you're quite the fuck*ng keeper, huh, Smells?
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« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2003, 03:00:41 am »
You got that right, Jerkoff
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« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2003, 03:18:14 am »
You'd better knock it off, Smells.  They'll think we're in love.
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« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2003, 03:36:51 am »
Smells and Jerkoff
Sittin' in a tree
K - I - SS - I - N - G
First comes Love
Then comes Marriage
Then comes Jerkoff
With a baby carriage.


What a lovely couple you two make.  Where are you registered?
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« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2003, 03:41:23 am »
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Then comes Jerkoff
With a baby carriage.


This sounds like something very illegal.
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« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2003, 03:53:01 am »
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Then comes Jerkoff
With a baby carriage.


That's a new kind of classy.

I feel terribly left out. I want a hugely derogatory and unfair nickname.
Come on guys, I know you're just aching to throw suggestions at me!
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« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2003, 04:38:04 am »
Well. slink becomes stink very easily.
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« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2003, 04:55:50 am »
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Well. slink becomes stink very easily.


Maybe that's why everyone calls me Slinky now.
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« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2003, 05:04:01 am »
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Well. slink becomes stink very easily.


Maybe that's why everyone calls me Slinky now.


I already call someone "Stinky" aka "stinky-Sherry-smells like eggs" and often when she walks into a room people will say "Does somebody smell eggs?"  Which confused the profs to no end.  This all comes from her being over at my house, where we fried up eggs and then beautifully gift wrapped them and delivered them to our friends' mail boxes with quotes from Green Eggs and Ham.  Her and my other friend aka "Diaper baby" also regularly came over to my place to launch eggs off my balcony onto Broadway.
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« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2003, 05:34:39 am »
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Her and my other friend aka "Diaper baby" also regularly came over to my place to launch eggs off my balcony onto Broadway.


Suddenly I feel normal having a best friend called Millhouse.
(He is actually the spitting image of Millhouse. To the extent we wanted to dye his hair blue on his birthday, but he escaped us).
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