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22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« on: April 22, 2008, 06:26:33 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04222008

Is Mr. Teal going to turn out to be actually Nice Pete conniving to entangle Cornelius in some horrible murder-scheme?
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 06:40:14 am »
wait, so, it wasn't Roast Beef doing some kind of plot?
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 06:53:03 am »
Maybe Cornelius just imagined it was a Roast Beef plot on account of his going senile.
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2008, 11:36:57 am »
Roast Beef just pointed out the computer, he didn't program anything.

Also, the uniformity of the 6 out of 8 last achewood board posts is pleasant to the eyes.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2008, 12:13:04 pm by Arachno-capitalist »
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2008, 12:52:24 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 22, 2008, 06:40:14 am
wait, so, it wasn't Roast Beef doing some kind of plot?

No, Mr. Bear was just thinking that Beef set the whole thing up. We haven't seen Beef in quite some time so it's still possible but I really doubt it.

What I want to know is who's been running the pub while Corny was in the hoosegow.
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2008, 01:34:56 pm »
I thought Keith was the Boffin and even Mr. Teal was the same person, besides. Garsh, I'm so confused.
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2008, 01:45:27 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on April 22, 2008, 01:34:56 pm
I thought Keith was the Boffin and even Mr. Teal was the same person, besides. Garsh, I'm so confused.

Well, just because the program has been loaded onto different drives doesn't mean it's no longer on the Shrovis.
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2008, 02:53:23 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 22, 2008, 02:41:41 pm
"A true fink of the first order"

Glad you're back, Cornelius! Fink doesn't get properly exercised nearly enough.

I cannot hear the word "fink" without thinking of "The Wizard of Id."
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 09:52:34 pm »
it is roast beef's birthday today

(and mine)
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 04:32:27 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on April 22, 2008, 11:36:57 am
Roast Beef just pointed out the computer, he didn't program anything.

Also, the uniformity of the 6 out of 8 last achewood board posts is pleasant to the eyes.

Take that, farqussus! 
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 12:18:05 am »
What if the strip takes a right turn and we get 5 straight jokeless years of Cornelius' losing battle to Alzheimer's, and the pain and trouble it brings his friends.  It would be kind of like a less depressing Funky Winkerbean.
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 12:48:58 am »
You wouldn't think that a strip called "Funky Winkerbean" would be depressing, from the name.

Lamely fake-wacky? Sure.

But... man. It really is.
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 04:06:17 am »
Yeah, I liked it about 15 years ago - I checked in with it a few years back and was stunned at what a drag its become.  Its like a continuous cry for help.
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2008, 04:23:03 am »
A can for encapsulating my feelings on midnight screenings of "Rocky Horror"... to the letter... while actually talking about "Funky Winkerbean".
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Re: 22 April 2008 - Great weeping banks of child pornography.
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2008, 04:50:48 am »
man, rocky horror.

THE MOVIE IS BAD, PEOPLE.

The Time Warp song is pretty awesome, that is it. That is all that movie has going for it.
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