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[HudsonVC]

Another comic stuffed with alternate thread titles, including:

• Crazier than a man who would stick his hand in boiling water and dab his eyes with turpentine
• It'll play in Peoria and sell in Baltimore
• Their inner fucked guy
• A sex team -- just for fun
• You leave Google alone

[pmcd9]

So is Beef a millionaire too now?

[theinevitable]

When I wear my friend's really good glasses, I imagine that one day I will have a not-too-similar pair and they will be my trademark glasses.

Have I mentioned how lately, it seems like the things I thought were cool when I was 10 are actually cool? Next stop: glasses that my mother thinks are too big.

[CortJstr]

I hope Ray's sex team works out, just so we won't have to witness him getting blown by Teodor again.

Today's alt-text is basically like treasure.

tI, please don't tell me you like those giant bug-eye sun glasses that are popular with ladies of no taste right now. I cannot wait until those hideous things go the way of furry boots, big hair, and cowl-neck sweaters.

[wombat]

It is nice that Chris is worried about Google. Hardly anyone worries about how hard poor Google works.

[washort]

Those headphones don't look like they're placed very well.

[lprkn]

tI, please don't tell me you like those giant bug-eye sun glasses that are popular with ladies of no taste right now. I cannot wait until those hideous things go the way of furry boots, big hair, and cowl-neck sweaters.

A couple of years ago I went to a few high school athletic events because my little brother was competing in them. Those glasses are basically part of the uniform for any Americacn girl between the ages of 13 and 22. They disgust me, I can't stand it when people who want to look like Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently, they are called Onassis glasses, according to Wikipedia.

[lprkn]

I mean, it would be cool if only a few people wore them, because then I would think that they just wore them because they like them, but they just wear them because all of the other stupid spoiled whores do.

(No offense to the stupid spoiled whores out there)

[JorgeFabregas]

People get a little too indignant about fashion.

[littlefallsmets]

Y'know, though, it'd be kind of interesting if someone DID take offense, Lpr.

I've always wanted to know if there's a Stupid Spoiled Whores Defense Fund.

I assume that TMZ has to funnel 5% of their gross income into it, for legal reasons.

[jaydub]

Anytime I see someone wearing those, I wonder if she's covering up the bruises her boyfriend gave her.

[CortJstr]

People, it's not hard. When purchasing an item of clothing ask yourself, "if in 15 years I find a picture of myself wearing this item will I be embarrassed?" If the answer is yes then don't buy it.

[Ruta Bagas]

Half of my clothes purchases I'd be embarrassed of within fifteen minutes.

But then half of my clothes purchases are fancy-dress, so I suppose that's different.

(Please note that the halves do not overlap perfectly.)

[theinevitable]

no, no, NO. Not those at all.

you know how the style for a while now is like, the smaller version of buddy holly-style glasses?
think those, but slightly bigger. Not Buddy Holly-sized, just a little bigger.

Kind of like these, but glasses instead of sunglasses.

as a kid I always wanted REALLY HORRIBLY BIG GLASSES and now I can finally justify it by the existence of people like my friend here who have rad glasses that are bigger than the ones I have now.

Also, my current glasses have gotten twisted up so horribly over the 3 or so years I've had them that they no longer stay on my face the right way and slide down my nose. Also, they always look crooked.

I think a lot about things like this. Lately I am trying to do it less.

[Ruta Bagas]

My girlfriend is soon to be taking delivery of a pair of Armani glasses.

I intend to wind her up about them relentlessly.

Is that wrong of me?