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[Arachno-capitalist]

Finland is one of those place we know about, but don't know about. (Until we take an international business course and have to know what it is.)
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05132008
Notice that Beef's arms are back to normal and there is no notice of the past arc - thus contributing to my previous criticism that this is like a sitcom arc. Beef goes from Making and giving away millions to suddenly being interested in finnish hard rock? what?
Cmon Onstad we KNOW you're better than this.

Finland was part of some academic white paper I contributed to regarding arctic oil. It is basically a cool place.

Why Beef is interested, I have no idea. Sweden has produced a fine group by the name of The Knife (best single titled Reindeer). But that's all Ive got as far their music.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Finland is host to the World Air Guitar Championships.

[CortJstr]

Sigh. Not only have people been adding this stuff to Finland's page but they've been linking back to assbar as their reference.

[jay-ell]

*weeps*

[littlefallsmets]

Finland, Finland, Finland... there's less of it ev-er-y year...

[lprkn]

If Finnish cello metal is wrong, I don't want to be right. If you get a chance, check out this album, it's what initially made them famous. (In metal circles, at least.) Cover of "Unforgiven."

Also, Finnish folk metal about beer and partying and hunting and trolls. Korpiklaani is awesome. I like this song.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Uhhhh...that's pretty much right down my alley. How have I missed this kind of thing?

Sounds like Andrew WK just needs to add hunting and trolls to his subject matter, and there you have it.

[Drygioni]

Hahaha! Gosh darn those crazy, backward Europeans!

I might sound like a bit of a whiny git but lampooning countries can be a great source of humour, so long as it does not constitute writing mock Wikipedia articles in which one of the most developed transport nations in the world has no cars and that they cannot draw etc.

Dunno (apparently a real word), maybe Onstad is testing his Assetbar readers or it's ironic humour or something.

WAHHHHH

[theinevitable]

yeah, for real, this does not seem very Onstad to me.

Maybe a Finnish man spat on his 100$ steak while he was beating his wife. That tends to get him ornery, you know.

[lprkn]

Uhhhh...that's pretty much right down my alley. How have I missed this kind of thing?

Well, Finnish metal bands aren't exactly known for having worldwide appeal, you know.

I did a report on Finland in 10th grade. I remember being struck by the fact that their forests are actually growing due to conservative use practices and the fact that they have a lot of fuck*ng forest to start with.

[Ben-San]

Sometimes "most people don't know anything about X" humor works.

It doesn't work if it turns out that your readers do in fact know things about X and you don't.

[jay-ell]

I think the real joke here is that Wikipedia is not a reliable information source. 

I could be wrong, though. 

[Ben-San]

While it is true that Wikipedia has in the past informed me that the Maori name for the yam is "Maurice", with the setup I think it really is just a weak Finland joke.

[gearnest]

It just so happens that I do know of one Finnish metal band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J7iThdiXQ0

[Toaster]

Where do all of these references to Chris beating his wife come from? Was that from before my time?