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[lprkn]

I am pretty sure that that belongs in the Drunk Food thread.

[CortJstr]

I am pretty sure that that belongs in the Drunk Food Crimes Against Nature thread.

Fixed that for you.

[littlefallsmets]

Oh man, yes.

I definitely grew up in a town too small for anything other than the pizza delivery boy also being the town's most profitable drug dealer.

That is just how it works.

It is the circle of life.

[wombat]

My childhood pizza place was our kitchen table and Pizza Hut Delivery. 

That is the saddest thing.

[JorgeFabregas]

There is no such thing as a bad pizza.

And you can quote me on that.

I agree. I don't remember having a slice that I didn't like.

[AugustWest]

1.  Onstad is hell of back to form.

2.  Only he got the cigarette machine wrong.  They didn't have push buttons.  They had the little knobs you pulled out that sprang back in with a Ka-CHUNK sound and a separate lever for matches.  All decorated in 14 shades of pale gold/beige with elongated vertical diamond shapes on it.  And it would have Kents, Pell Mells, Camels, Luckies and Salems, at a minimum.

[Choop]

and camel unfiltered.

and a ms. pacman table that only takes a quarter if you slug in in there *juuuuust* right.

and no beer.

[KeithHernandez]

1.  Onstad is hell of back to form.

2.  Only he got the cigarette machine wrong.  They didn't have push buttons.  They had the little knobs you pulled out that sprang back in with a Ka-CHUNK sound and a separate lever for matches.  All decorated in 14 shades of pale gold/beige with elongated vertical diamond shapes on it.  And it would have Kents, Pell Mells, Camels, Luckies and Salems, at a minimum.

Kurt Vonnegut would hell of call you a french word that I didn't know and didn't remember to look up and can't find now (it is in Welcome to the Monkey House), but which is negative, for calling Pall Malls Pell Mells; if he wasn't in Heaven of course.

[Choop]

Pall Mall is pronounced Pell Mell in most of this country that I've seen, it's a forgivable error or a clever pun.

[wombat]

I'm astonished at how many of you think there is no such thing as bad pizza, but I guess it explains a lot about the state of pizza these days.

[Dexter]

I'm astonished at how many of you think there is no such thing as bad pizza, but I guess it explains a lot about the state of pizza these days.

Pizza is like sex; even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

[wombat]

Depends on the pizza, if you ask me.

[jay-ell]

A can to Asherdan for the assist, and two cans to Wombat for that beautiful slapshot. 

Yes, I can do that. 

[littlefallsmets]

Pizza is a lot like sex... sometimes its good to burn the roof of your mouth.

Pizza is a lot like sex... sometimes if its just too limp, you gotta fold it over in a plate, is all.

Pizza is a lot like sex... always better with a little garlic butteresque dipping sauce.

Pizza is a lot like sex... if it takes more than a half an hour, you really shouldn't have to pay.

Pizza is a lot like sex... late at night, sometimes the stuff that you know is trash tastes better.

Pizza is a lot like sex... in both situations, I don't want to see a picture of Wolfgang Puck.

Pizza is a lot like sex... if you can get it on a street corner, you're going to end up with an illness.

[Lister]

Every pizza I've ever made (including the one I'm about to eat right now) has been a failed attempt at recreating what I grew up on from Jim Davenport's Pizza Palace.

This strip, pizza metaphors aside, is comedy gold of the classic Achewood variety.  This is the stuff I love.  Roast Beef looks depressed about the fact that he's not drinking alcohol!  C'mon, people.