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20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« on: May 20, 2008, 07:13:54 pm »

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05202008

Interesting.  So Ray is pretty much exactly what he appears to be -- he has no depths to plumb.  Reminds me of the episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Buffy gets mind-reading powers, and it turns out that Cordelia really does just say whatever pops into her head. 

Edit: Dag nabbit, I picked up that link for a different thread and didn't notice the difference.  Fixed now. 
« Last Edit: May 20, 2008, 07:26:28 pm by jay-ell »
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 07:22:58 pm »
wow jay-ell that's some old linkage you got right there


http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05202008
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 07:29:07 pm »
Huskiness Vector confirmed.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 07:53:21 pm »
He hates people from New York!

I have never been reduced to this before, but he leaves me no choice:  :'(
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 08:50:31 pm »
Also


Briefly, I was confused.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 10:12:01 pm »
What's up with poutine anyway? It's like a Quebecian [sic?] failure pile except they've apparently been doing it longer than KFC.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 10:24:58 pm »
Isn't it "Quebecois?" 

Anybody know how to make this darn thing spit out a cedilla?
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 12:14:18 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on May 20, 2008, 10:24:58 pm
Isn't it "Quebecois?" 

Anybody know how to make this darn thing spit out a cedilla?

Alt+128 (Ç) Alt+135 (ç).
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 12:48:16 am »
Quote from: nDed on May 20, 2008, 10:12:01 pm
What's up with poutine anyway? It's like a Quebecian [sic?] failure pile except they've apparently been doing it longer than KFC.

Wha..  I can't.. *sputter*.. sir.. I.. good golly.  NO, poutine is not a failure pile.  Poutine is seven different kinds of delicious and may be the best food to eat when you're a bit drunk ever invented.  It is crisp, hot french fries, sprinkled with fresh, squeaky cheese curds (NOT cheese, cheez, or any kind of "whiz") and then covered in thin (not thick 'n' gloppy) spicy beef gravy (duck gravy is acceptable if your name is Lord Fancy Trousers).

It sounds gross, and it is!, but in the best possible way.  The hot french fries and gravy melt the cheese, and it's a big ol' goopy mess.  ("Poutine" is actually a quebecois slang word for "mess," you see.)  It tastes really, really good, especially after a beer or three or at the end of a long night.  Quebec is a very very cold land, and they love their beer there, so it's natural that such an.. INSULATING foodstuff became a national dish. 

If you ever visit Montreal, you absolutely must get some poutine.  La Banquise is a good place to start, but if you really want to push the boat out, go to Au Pied de Cochon and get the foie gras poutine (with duck reductiion).  It's the best $20 your mouth will ever experience.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 01:45:25 am »
I'm sure I'm in the minority here?

But gravy, in general, is just a fuckin' disgusting notion.

I am far from Mr. Slim Goodbody about my diet, or anything, but... it is just the fat that was supposed to LEAVE the food as you cooked it, thickened with flour.

That's a completely horrible culinary idea.

ALSO: Ray and I both disappoint the hell out of our mothers. Finally, I identify with a character other than Beef.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 01:58:50 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on May 21, 2008, 01:45:25 am
I'm sure I'm in the minority here?

But gravy, in general, is just a fuckin' disgusting notion.

Liquid. Love.

Gravy fries are one of mankind's great achievements*. Cheese fries are good and all but gravy fries are all that and some delicious goddamn gravy. They're even better with lots of pepper.




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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 02:00:06 am »
I'm generally a non-gravy person too, I like my fries crisp not all soggy and gross.
I'd probably try poutine though if it ever came up.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 02:52:19 am »
Don't knock it til you've tried it.  Poutine is freakin' awesome.  Especially if you're drunk.

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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2008, 03:14:01 am »
Oh, I've had it.

I've been forced to eat it by Buffalo-area friends.

A greasy sloppy mess is what it is.

I'm all for greasy food but... there's a such thing as overkill.

Greasy on top of greasy on top of greasy... no. Just... no.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2008, 04:21:09 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 21, 2008, 03:53:07 pm
Oh shut up.

One of my most used expressions of approval is to call something "Tits with Gravy".

Man gravy?


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