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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2008, 09:24:14 pm »
I dunno... to me, cheese and bacon on fries is perfect. With Ranch.

Gravy? I don't touch the stuff on nothin'.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2008, 11:28:29 pm »
Hidden Valley can suck it. Their invention is a plague on American culture. There's nothing I hate more than reading some menu item that sounds really good then suddenly the word "ranch" rears its ugly head.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2008, 12:03:05 am »
Ranch is rad.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2008, 02:36:20 am »
Ranch dressing is OK in small quantities, but I hate their print ads that show someone munching a carrot, and she (it's usually a female, oddly enough) has ranch dressing smeared at the corner of her mouth. 

SPOOGE MUCH?!?  The only thing that was worse were the Aquafina ads that looked for all the world like a young girl was about to perform fellatio on a water bottle.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2008, 03:39:39 am »
Gravy on chips* I can take or leave.  I'll eat and enjoy them, but I won't go out of my way to get them with gravy.

Gravy on a roast dinner, however, is a must.  The whole point of it is to make sure that the delicious fat that drips out of the meat doesn't go to waste.

Roast pork with crackling and roast potatoes, drenched in gravy = win.


*Fries, if you're a seppo.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2008, 06:29:16 am »
FAT


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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2008, 09:12:04 am »
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2008, 01:01:22 pm »
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2008, 03:05:00 pm »
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NEVERMIND

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ASSHOLE, THEY WERE IN HIS POCKET THE WHOLE TIME!

Or maybe I should just give you a can instead of trying to replicate, I think that putting that all on different lines is going too far.

Or... just far enough.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2008, 09:44:02 pm »
Usually when I say I don't like gravy, I am told, "How do you eat potatoes without gravy?"

Answer: I don't EAT them, except in fries/chips or chips/crisps form.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2008, 09:47:40 pm »
You put butter on mashed potatoes, not gravy.

KFC sickens me because they do not understand this.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2008, 09:51:33 pm »
Have you not heard of Thanksgiving?

Our nation was founded on corn-on-the-cob, mashed potatoes with gravy (make a little hole in the middle to make a VOLCANO!), and turkey.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2008, 10:05:50 pm »
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Have you not heard of Thanksgiving?

Yeah. That's the day you put butter on a fuckload of mashed potatoes.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2008, 10:15:04 pm »
The problem with KFC isn't that they put gravy on mashed potatoes, it's that they put terrible gravy on fairly inoffensive mashed potatoes. Hell of sour rather than savory.

This is one of KFC's problems anyway.
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Re: 20 May 2008 -- all sober on hick tipple
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2008, 10:19:42 pm »
Surely you put butter in mashed potato and then put gravy on it?
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