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Author Topic: Pat would be pleased: Barber ticketed for working on a Monday  (Read 2803 times)

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Pat would be pleased: Barber ticketed for working on a Monday
« on: May 27, 2008, 06:39:47 pm »
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Re: Pat would be pleased: Barber ticketed for working on a Monday
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2008, 07:17:22 pm »
How's a man supposed to look snappy on Christmas if the barbers are closed?

I bet it was the salon lobby.
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Re: Pat would be pleased: Barber ticketed for working on a Monday
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 09:48:45 pm »
So now I'm wondering... how does Pat get his hair sculpted so extravagantly if he hates barbers so much? Or does his vitriol not extend to "stylists?"
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Re: Pat would be pleased: Barber ticketed for working on a Monday
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 04:35:18 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on May 27, 2008, 09:48:45 pm
So now I'm wondering... how does Pat get his hair sculpted so extravagantly if he hates barbers so much? Or does his vitriol not extend to "stylists?"

According to alt-text, that's his male-pattern baldness, presumably having gotten more stylish since his gay transformation.
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Re: Pat would be pleased: Barber ticketed for working on a Monday
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 09:50:42 am »
So I guess Onstads a barber now?

Or he owns and operates a BBQ restaurant?
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Re: Pat would be pleased: Barber ticketed for working on a Monday
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2008, 12:52:07 pm »
Or his town's passed a law against webcomics on Mondays?
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Re: Pat would be pleased: Barber ticketed for working on a Monday
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2008, 05:42:37 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 28, 2008, 12:52:07 pm
Or his town's passed a law against webcomics on Mondays?

I don't think webcomic creators SHOULD make much money!
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Re: Pat would be pleased: Barber ticketed for working on a Monday
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2008, 05:45:38 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on August 01, 2008, 05:42:37 pm
I don't think webcomic creators SHOULD make much money!

Yeah, and I also think professional sports people deserve at least a double-figure salary!

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