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Author Topic: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008  (Read 4629 times)

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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2008, 08:01:35 am »
I got my cousin and his wife two sets of these when they got married. ... I am a little weird. (their registry included a bunch of camping stuff! it wasn't out of nowhere!)

No thank-you note yet. >:(


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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2008, 05:05:17 pm »
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2008, 11:28:50 pm »
I kind of got a Casablanca vibe from the fez, but maybe that's just me.
Onstad is alright. Maybe.
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2008, 05:24:42 pm »
I, too, tailor my excuses to the company I am in.

In pre-modern or modern company: "I've got to see a man about a hoss."
In post-modern company: "I've got to see a man about a euphemism."
In post-post-modern company: "I've got to take a leak."
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2008, 11:29:34 pm »
Quote from: Ben-San on June 01, 2008, 05:24:42 pm
In post-post-modern company: "I've got to take a leak."

And then you go and talk to someone about a hoss?
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2008, 06:09:34 am »
I think I've said "excuse me, I have to go piss on a hoss" a coupla times.

I'm a big fan of confused stares.
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2008, 01:51:30 pm »
My dudes and I sometimes use "I gotta go talk to a man on the beach," which is from an episode of MST3K.  That same episode also yielded "I got a pole, with a capital O," which I will leave to your imagination.
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2008, 05:16:49 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on May 30, 2008, 08:38:58 pm
I hate boutiquey things, trinkets, those little statues of children with big eyes, Lladrós, porcelain bears, framed pictures of loved ones. All of these things are in my field of vision right now. What the hell does my mom think is going to happen with this shit when she dies? Is there a special recycling center that processes inheritances you hate?
The last thing any man needs is a pile of more of this crap on their wedding day. You know what a newly married man needs? A toolbox.

It gets worse.  Look what somebody -- a woman I've never met, friend of my MIL's -- bought for my daughter. 

It might seem cute, until you see it in person and realize that it is approximately 2 feet in diameter. 
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2008, 05:36:57 pm »
I always preferred banks with moving parts when I was little. Like I had one shaped like a ***** that sorted the coin by weight and size. Awesome.
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2008, 01:10:50 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on June 02, 2008, 05:16:49 pm
approximately 2 feet in diameter. 

What? Are you meant to put her in there?
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2008, 01:59:35 am »
Yeah, see, it is bigger than Girlface, and she is not a small child.  (18lb 14oz and 26" long at 4 months...not even on the growth charts!)  [/mom type=braggy]

We are thinking of hocking it and putting the cash in her saving account.  But for that to work, we have to find someone who wants the darn thing. 
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2008, 02:25:55 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on June 03, 2008, 01:59:35 am
But for that to work, we have to find someone who wants the darn thing. 

I have to say that I find it strangely appealing... but now that Doc's put the idea into my head, I don't want it unless it comes with a baby inside.
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2008, 02:47:01 am »
Wombat ---

SWEET BABY JESUS! CHECK OUT THAT fuck*ng PIG BANK!
-fuck*ng White!
-fuck*ng Pink Spots!
-PURPLE, YELLOW, fuck*ng GREEN!

Homies will be all up on you when get this fuck*ng ass raping pig. Shit! Get one for each room of the house!

T W O . F U C K I N G . F E E T . W I D E .

-Holy Shit! It Holds Money!
-Pretend you ain't poor!
-Money ain't even getting INTEREST in that pig!

YOU WANT THIS fuck*ng PIG BANK
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2008, 11:23:28 am »
Ooooo.  Nice piggy.

So... how much would you want for it?
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Re: Men in fezzes are unpredictable - May 30 2008
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2008, 05:09:44 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on June 03, 2008, 02:47:01 am
SWEET BABY JESUS! CHECK OUT THAT fuck*ng PIG BANK!
-fuck*ng White!
-fuck*ng Pink Spots!
-PURPLE, YELLOW, fuck*ng GREEN!

Homies will be all up on you when get this fuck*ng ass raping pig. Shit! Get one for each room of the house!

T W O . F U C K I N G . F E E T . W I D E .

-Holy Shit! It Holds Money!
-Pretend you ain't poor!
-Money ain't even getting INTEREST in that pig!

YOU WANT THIS fuck*ng PIG BANK


This pig bank can do anything!  Just ask...Baby Jesus!*

Your basal nervous system wants this pig bank!

Oooh, this pig bank!  I think my heart's explodin'!  THIS PIG BANK!



...It just had to be said.

*Baby Jesus provided inside your pig bank at no extra cost!  Detachable top half for no-hassle nativity scenes!
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