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Author Topic: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons  (Read 3379 times)

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June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« on: June 12, 2008, 06:45:24 am »
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Is it Nightlife Mingus?? Please let it be him!
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 07:14:03 am »
I think The Man Who Bowled A Perfect Frame On An Empty Lane is none other than Ramses Luther Smuckles, dig?
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 07:38:56 am »
I **UNDERSTAND** what you are saying, yes.
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 07:42:35 am »
Yeah, as much as I'd like to see nightlife show up at the wedding for no good reason this is just a one off look into the life of the man with blood on his hands. Nice new name for him too Toaster.

Also Keith are you just being really emphatic or is that a new filter?
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 07:50:08 am »
One off look?  I hope not.

Maybe he's buying the KitchenAid as a wedding present.
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 08:21:22 am »
I feel shamed, I had forgot all about Ramses Luther Smuckles.

Has he even featured since the fight?
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 08:40:02 am »
Quote from: oball on June 12, 2008, 07:50:08 am
Maybe he's buying the KitchenAid as a wedding present.

Hadn't thought of that.
It would be a bit random for him to show up at Beef's wedding though.
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2008, 10:36:24 am »
He could severely beat Showbiz and make him focus on his grades.
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2008, 11:21:32 am »
Chuck Norris once took a swing at Ramses Luther Smuckles. Upon impact, not only was Chuck's fist shattered but history was rewritten so that Chuck Norris was basically only in really shitty movies for his entire life.

Only Scott Bakula remembered the original timeline but hasn't done anything about it, under the threat that Smuckles would change history in retaliation, making him star in that really awful Star Trek prequel series where they overexplained all the Trek mythos where... as we all know... Kevin Sorbo played Captain Archer.
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2008, 01:05:40 pm »
Quote from: oball on June 12, 2008, 07:50:08 am
One off look?  I hope not.

Maybe he's buying the KitchenAid as a wedding present.

Have you ever seen anybody go into a Crate & Barrel for anything other than a wedding present?
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2008, 01:21:47 pm »
Right, it doesn't even have the secondary function of being a secret meat-market for upper middle class gay dudes with a sense of irony such as The Pottery Barn has.

David Sedaris and Dan Savage all subtly on the prowl.

"Nice dish..." they giggle to each other "...might look better with a glaze, though."
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2008, 02:05:22 pm »
Wow... what next... Philippe's mom on the police blotter?

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East Achewood - several teenagers were accosted by an elderly woman for having poor posture and a lack of respect for their families. They were repeatedly told that "God made you to be special, so behaving like you do doesn't just upset me, it upsets Him." The woman in question managed to shuffle away before police arrived. There are no leads.
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2008, 03:53:01 pm »
Oh man. Is so cool.
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2008, 04:05:35 pm »
Ramses will have none of showbiz's bullshit.
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Re: June 12th 2008 - Color Ads for Cosmetic Surgeons
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2008, 05:21:46 pm »
Ramses is a man so tough, you will thank him for your beatings.  And you will give him the damn dough hook for his wedding present.
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