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Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« on: June 20, 2008, 08:44:09 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06202008


Beef shows off his talent for social engineering. And so Showbiz is foiled by no hand but his own. Well played, R. Beef Kazenzakis.
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2008, 09:13:59 am »
It's nice to see the family Kazenakis reunited, if only through the medium of police blotter.
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2008, 11:45:41 am »
Corliss - is this Roast Beef's mom?? Has she even been mentioned so much as before?
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2008, 11:48:45 am »
Beef is a genius and I am SO relieved.

See, good things can happen that are still funny, in character, and in tone with the strip.  So now can they get married and live happily ever after?
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2008, 12:31:31 pm »
Nicely played, Le Rosbif.
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2008, 12:37:59 pm »
Oh man, the visible beer belch is so nasty. But so accurate.
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2008, 12:54:48 pm »
Quote from: MrCB on June 20, 2008, 11:45:41 am
Corliss - is this Roast Beef's mom?? Has she even been mentioned so much as before?

She was mentioned as shacking up with a guy in meth country in Molly's blog.

« Last Edit: June 20, 2008, 01:08:34 pm by Doc »
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2008, 12:56:27 pm »
Also in that strip when Beef's father gets shot.
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2008, 12:59:28 pm »
One should not fuck with Mr. Roast Beef Kazenzakis.  Not even his own flesh & blood.  Good stuff.
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2008, 01:06:20 pm »
The only Corliss I know is basketball player Corliss Williamson, who is a guy.  Is "Corliss" a female name?  (Insofar as it is a name to begin with, that is.) 

Then again, is "Cassandra" a male name?
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2008, 02:44:11 pm »
Quote from: Hambone on June 20, 2008, 01:06:20 pm
Then again, is "Cassandra" a male name?

Nope, they thought that Roast Beef was going to be a girl...

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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2008, 03:01:42 pm »
Bananas are .39 here.
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2008, 03:27:15 pm »
I actually have a similar weakness to Showbiz... except that mine involves Barnes and Nobles, Bibles and the "Religious Fiction" section. I wonder if I am a mystery man on any police blotters anywhere.
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2008, 03:41:18 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on June 20, 2008, 03:27:15 pm
I actually have a similar weakness to Showbiz... except that mine involves Barnes and Nobles, Bibles and the "Religious Fiction" section. I wonder if I am a mystery man on any police blotters anywhere.
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Re: Jun 20 2008 - Total Sammy Hagar
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2008, 03:58:42 pm »
I'm agreeing with A-CAP, what's the world coming to.

Yeah, uh.. you may think it's hilarious, but there are legitimate literary and scholarly reasons for books of mythology and scholarly commentaries on them to be in a different section from "Religious Fiction", which is as vapid a crap pit as you'll find in a book store for the most part. I mean, do you move all the copies of Romeo & Juliet in with the Harlequin romances? Distinction based on influence and pedigree is quite legitimate in the context of keeping books organized.

Also, every dumbfuck high schooler who thinks he's smarter than everyone else pulls that one. Have some originality. Put Superman trades in with the Bibles or something. If you're going to be a jackass to some minimum-wage clerk at least give him a laugh.
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