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Jesse Helms is dead!
« on: July 04, 2008, 03:39:36 pm »
Being relatively new to North Carolina, I can only guess, but I'm assuming thousands of crusty old white people around here are crying and planning a monument somewhere.
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Re: Jesse Helms is dead!
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 03:44:05 pm »
He falls squarely into the category of "people I thought died years ago." Probably because I never quite realized that he and Strom Thurmond were two different people.
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Re: Jesse Helms is dead!
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2008, 05:59:33 pm »
I think I'm going to observe the rule my mother told me and not say anything further about Mr. Helms.
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Re: Jesse Helms is dead!
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2008, 06:06:33 pm »
I'm sure he and Falwell have met up, and are scratching their heads about where they are vs. where they thought they'd be, and what liberal conspiracy caused this to happen.
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Re: Jesse Helms is dead!
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2008, 09:39:02 pm »
Senator Helms was known for being against civil rights, gay rights, and foreign aid. He was in favor of tobacco, military, and segregation.
Now that's a legacy.
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Re: Jesse Helms is dead!
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2008, 01:25:08 am »
my favorite political cartoon ever had the Descent of Man lineup, labeled Homo Erectus, Homo Sapiens, etc, with Mr Helms as a monkey saying "I don't want to be associated with all of those homos"
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