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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2008, 06:58:52 pm »
I'm just going to go ahead and not click that link at work.
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2008, 07:32:51 pm »
It's a dildo-copter that disrespects Garry Kasparov or someone like that. Well, the assumption was that it was disrespectful--I guess it could have been a sign of great honor, depending on the cultural context. The dildo-copter didn't clarify its intentions, so far as I know.
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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2008, 10:29:02 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on August 26, 2008, 07:32:51 pm
I guess it could have been a sign of great honor, depending on the cultural context.

Did it look like a c*ck-gourd?
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2008, 03:51:34 pm »
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2008, 06:57:27 pm »
That would have been so much better if the guy would have shot at it instead of spanked it.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2008, 12:40:46 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on August 26, 2008, 06:58:31 pm
Id hope that my body guards would be quicker to react to a suspicious object flying towards me.

My national heritage compels me to find the idea of harmless looking gadgets killing Russians attractive anyway, but a flying helicopter cock that shot bullets out the urethra would be possibly the best thing ever.
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« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2008, 12:57:01 am »
It would certainly make for an interesting obituary.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2008, 01:02:33 pm »
Hey guys! Guys! Is it ok if I post some pterodactyl porn here, just for consistence's sake, since the conversation seems to have drifted towards airborne cocks? I'll just leave the link here ok? Pterodactyl porn, guys, ok?

(I think I'll spend the day stuck in this annoying "shouting-from-a-distance-waving-my-arms-a-lot" persona)
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2008, 02:22:40 pm »
Dude, that is so wrong.
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Re: Snake c*ck
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2008, 04:35:55 pm »
More pterodactyl porn.
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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2008, 07:31:40 pm »
"It can't possibly be actual pornography," I thought to myself.  "I mean, pterodactyls...that's not pornographic at all!  The link goes to College Humor, it's probably some kind of parody/spoof thing.  You know, like an animated, um, pterodactyl behaving suggestively...maybe towards a female pterodactyl...but not, you know, actual...porn.  With, like, cocks and stuff." 

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« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2008, 01:27:52 pm »
I hope this is karma-deductible as education...
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