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[Asherdan]

[jay-ell]

I know I have confessed to this before, but while snowed in, Pedro and I discovered that 1 part Triple Sec to 2 parts Raspberry Crystal Light = Evilicious. 

However, if you drink too much of it (easy to do because it's so sweet) and puke it up, you will appear to be bleeding internally due to the vivid red hue of your stomach contents. 

Also, do not underestimate the wonder of Jello shooters. 

[Arachno-capitalist]

Also, do not underestimate the wonder of Jello shooters. 

Yea, says you and sorority girls. So, unfortunately even at an all male college there is a large supply of jello shooters.

I think the lowest drink is Brass Monkey (40oz Old English + Orange Juice). Personally Ill try anything once, but I stick to the old gentleman classics.

[jaydub]

I think I may have discovered that eating sunflower seeds whole (well, chewing them up first) results in...intestinal scratches...
My cupholder for hulls had gotten full the other day, so I resorted to swallowing the entire kit & caboodle.  Either I've scratched myself where the sun don't shine as a result, or I ate something with a ton of red food coloring that I can't recall.  I'll be keeping an eye out for a day or so I imagine.

[wombat]

Here at the Home for Scared People we are not adventurous with our alcohol. Yesterday the Technical Staff suggested making mojitos with fancy grapefruit soda because we didn't have any club soda. This seemed not completely out of the question, but radical enough that I needed a few days to think about it. I said I'd let him know and in the meantime, he should buy some club soda.

[jay-ell]

Story Time: I walked around parties with a can beer in one hand and a bottle of something, often Johnny Walker, in the other. My specialty was topping off the beer with the bottle until it reached non-dilute status.

Thank goodness you posted this.  Merely reading it has raised my blood alcohol level enough to expunge from my consciousness the unfortunate imagery jaydub posted upthread. 

[KeithHernandez]

Story Time: I walked around parties with a can beer in one hand and a bottle of something, often Johnny Walker, in the other. My specialty was topping off the beer with the bottle until it reached non-dilute status.

I have a friend like this.  He came to visit recently, it was fun.  Often his combo was like Rich and Rare and Miller High Life, though he knew how to drink classy too.

I pretty much only drink low these days.  PBR Tall Boys, 40s, the aforementioned Brass Monkey (every Saturday with kick ball) etc.

[smick]

I pretty much only drink low these days.  PBR Tall Boys, 40s, the aforementioned Brass Monkey (every Saturday with kick ball) etc.

How do you not live in Portland?

[KeithHernandez]

Well, I do live in Boulder.

[Doc]

I'm another person who isn't that exciting with my booze. A whiskey and dry will do me nine times out of ten. I think the main reason for this is that I find very sweet alcohol kind of sickly, I down cola like a late 90s sysadmin but rum and coke or scotch and coke or anything like that just makes my tastebuds go 'no thankyou, send that back'.

[Golfhaus]

If I have a handle of Jack and a 12-pack of Coke, I have what I need. Some would mock my need for the Coke, but I've never been hardcore enough to drink alcohol straight in any amount higher than a shot's worth.

In my heavier drinking days, we used to pound back Bacardi Razz and Coke. Good times.

Worst drink I ever made was the Dr. Peppermint Schnapps. I just told you how to make it. The first and so far only time my sweet tooth has EVER said, "We've gone too far."

[CortJstr]

Worst drink I ever made was the Dr. Peppermint Schnapps. I just told you how to make it. The first and so far only time my sweet tooth has EVER said, "We've gone too far."

Clearly you've never had a rainbow Nerds Blizzard from DQ. I tried one when I was like 7 and it was so sweet it made me pucker.

[Arachno-capitalist]

If I have a handle of Jack and a 12-pack of Coke, I have what I need. Some would mock my need for the Coke, but I've never been hardcore enough to drink alcohol straight in any amount higher than a shot's worth.

And Jack has the balls to say its a "sippin' whiskey" right on the bottle. I dont know any one who has ever "sipped" jack daniels in a leisurely way.

[wombat]

I down cola like a late 90s sysadmin

There's something vaguely disorienting for giving you a can of Dr Pepper for this but... I think I can handle it.

I was going to say that I have never put alcohol in Coke, but there is something called a Texas Tea at one place we go that I think must have coke in it.  But you can't really taste it as such, I think it's just barely enough to make it tea-colored, so I am not sure that counts.

[jay-ell]

And Jack has the balls to say its a "sippin' whiskey" right on the bottle. I dont know any one who has ever "sipped" jack daniels in a leisurely way.

You didn't know Pedro's grandfather, then. 

Clearly.