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July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« on: July 17, 2008, 09:15:52 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07172008

Yeah, I mean... if you're LUCKY, it ends with an eighty-dollar tube out your wang.

Which basically underlines the fallacy that is luck.
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 10:14:34 am »
Good ol' Beef. Always taking the long view.
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 11:37:34 am »
Panel 3.

YES
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 12:02:55 pm »
Man I was enjoying this until the last panel. Only because I know Ray's going to get his heart broke.
Maybe I'm doing too much Beef thinking.
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 12:52:47 pm »
oh god. The guy from the county comes and checks the Yes box after Is It A Shame.  That's exactly what I've always feared.
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 12:53:43 pm »
Hell, I'm surprised that Pat even took the roll. I'm sure it wasn't made with ecoganic unbleached flour.

Panels 3 and 8 are clearly the best.

Wombat, it could be worse. He could check the Yes box after Is It For The Best
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 01:02:04 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 17, 2008, 12:53:43 pm
He could check the Yes box after Is It For The Best

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 02:03:29 pm »
Or he could check the No box for "Is it Anyone That Matters?"
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 05:53:04 pm »
Wait.  Did Ray not know Ramses was there this whole time?

I'm actually a little uncomfortable with Pat being made to break his ethics by an Intimidating Personality.  Even if Pat usually is a jerk about it.

At this point, this arc has me so warm and happy it can't do wrong.
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2008, 06:05:11 pm »
Pat doesn't believe in any of the things he does or says, though, they're not his ethics.

These are all just things he does to feel superior, not because he actually believes in the underlying principle.

So it is totally totally cool to mess with that.
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2008, 06:45:51 pm »
Yeah, Ramses isn't messing with Simon, who I sort of see also being vegan but not living the crusader jackass life by it.

The man just Knows who needs a beatin'.
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2008, 07:00:49 pm »
Ramses? Bikram Yoga? Not buyin' it.
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2008, 07:24:40 pm »
Quote from: Limmo on July 17, 2008, 07:00:49 pm
Ramses? Bikram Yoga? Not buyin' it.


I am.  That shit is HARD to the CORE. 

I had a substitute yoga teacher one time who usually teaches bikram, and all he did was shut down the A/C, but it was like, woah, all of a sudden it seems to take more effort to move, yet my muscles and joints have melted into putty, which allows me to be a little pretzel-lady, even more than usual! 

It's like your muscles absorb the heat  in the room, which is both a blessing and a curse.  Regular yoga is like running on a treadmill at the gym; bikram yoga is like running a marathon through Kenya. 

Also, the yoga teacher was an incredibly sexy, very masculine man, a tall bald black man with perfect muscle definition and a pleasing voice, all doing shoulder stands and saying, "And then, if it feels good, you can take it to the next level by placing your feet behind your head." 

The sexual tension in that room was almost too much to bear.  So I can totally see Ramses all up on that action. 
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2008, 08:22:42 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on July 17, 2008, 07:24:40 pm
Also, the yoga teacher was an incredibly sexy, very masculine man, a tall bald black man with perfect muscle definition and a pleasing voice, all doing shoulder stands and saying, "And then, if it feels good, you can take it to the next level by placing your feet behind your head." 

I think I just came.
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Re: July 17th, 2008 - "word-style hero"
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2008, 11:42:06 pm »
Hells yes Bikram is Hard to the CORE.

97 degrees in my hot yoga class tonight.  Hell of sweaty MILFs.
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