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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #135 on: December 10, 2008, 12:39:36 am »
I would just like to point out that if I'd scored ONE MORE POINT in that tie game, I'd be in second place and enjoying a bye week instead of in fourth and hoping to hell I last longer than a round this time through.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #136 on: December 10, 2008, 01:11:28 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on December 08, 2008, 02:22:43 pm
Tasty Eggplant is down by 39 with two players active tonight; not looking good for the Egg Man.

Well, I was able to pull off a comeback for the win, but without a TommyTiger loss it was all for naught because his total point lead was way too much.

Congrats AD, you fuck*ng guy.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #137 on: December 10, 2008, 03:23:27 am »
Frankly, I'm just lucky I got in second.

I had one close loss but I had two reeeeeeal squeaker wins.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #138 on: December 11, 2008, 06:32:05 am »
I think I have learned something important: do not play anyone who is playing the Steelers.  I'm glad I figured that out before I picked Romo over Rivers that week.

Also: being utterly brilliant and taking a receiver from the "every play is like garbage time" Chiefs was not so brilliant after all.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #139 on: December 11, 2008, 07:21:56 am »
You see, I already got the only two guys who get passed to on the Chiefs.

Already cornered THAT shitty market.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #140 on: December 11, 2008, 06:38:14 pm »
Way back when in this topic, we were talking about Tim Krumrie and is wicked nasty broken leg in the Super Bowl.

Want to see an even more wicked nasty broken leg?  Click here.  Do not click if squeamish.  You've been warned.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #141 on: December 11, 2008, 09:58:27 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on December 11, 2008, 06:38:14 pm
Want to see an even more wicked nasty broken leg? 

I was pretty sure I knew what that clip would contain, but I was surprised at how recent it was.  I saw a similar clip about 5 years ago, but it was a pair of heavyweights fighting.  This recent one, the guy was asking for a broken leg with the technique he used.  He was either tired or unskilled at that kick.  You want to angle it down so if its blocked the leg deflects instead of snapping.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #142 on: December 12, 2008, 04:54:46 am »
Same here, not watching. I get pissed when sports shows break out the Theismann injury without adequate warning.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #143 on: December 12, 2008, 09:06:30 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on December 11, 2008, 06:38:14 pm
Want to see an even more wicked nasty broken leg?

No, thank you.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #144 on: December 15, 2008, 01:31:34 am »
SexTraction, almost boned by a combination of an injured RB and the Pats QB losing a fantasy point by taking a knee to end the game, pulls off a really interesting little desperation move. We'll see how it pans out.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #145 on: December 15, 2008, 03:50:59 pm »
Your first-round Monday morning outlook:
Lab Rats up 94-91, but Sex Traction has Correll Buckhalter (possibly) playing tonight.  Can he get three or more points from a second-string, moderately injured RB?  Considering that the Eagles have the Browns at home, maybe, esp. if they can go up big early and run the ball a lot.

Destiny's Manchild has it pretty well wrapped up over Tommy Damn Tiger, 95-84.  The Manchild has Cleveland's kicker, but it would be damn difficult for a kicker to score negative eleven points.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #146 on: December 16, 2008, 01:19:56 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on December 15, 2008, 03:50:59 pm
Your first-round Monday morning outlook:
Lab Rats up 94-91, but Sex Traction has Correll Buckhalter (possibly) playing tonight.  Can he get three or more points from a second-string, moderately injured RB?  Considering that the Eagles have the Browns at home, maybe, esp. if they can go up big early and run the ball a lot.

LFM called it right - desperation move. I completely forgot about Jacobs until the 4:00 games had already started. This guy I've never heard of was the best of the rest. He's projected to earn four points. I'm guessing he'll earn three and make things interesting.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #147 on: December 16, 2008, 03:01:33 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on December 16, 2008, 01:19:56 am
LFM called it right - desperation move. I completely forgot about Jacobs until the 4:00 games had already started. This guy I've never heard of was the best of the rest. He's projected to earn four points. I'm guessing he'll earn three and make things interesting.

And that will be God punishing me for picking up Tashard Choice and not playing him.

22 points compared to Hightower's 6. :(
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #148 on: December 16, 2008, 04:03:51 am »
Give thanks to Traschelio the god of Garbage Time Statistics, Sex Traction.

You're going to the next round.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #149 on: December 18, 2008, 08:48:19 pm »
"Thu, Dec 18 Head coach Tony Dungy plans to rest Manning and other key starters in Week 17 if the Colts clinch a playoff spot this week, the Indianapolis Star reports."

I don't mean to get ahead of myself here--still need to win this week.

But, shit.
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