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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #150 on: December 18, 2008, 10:38:50 pm »
My entire next week basically depends on whether San Fran wants to play a banged-up Frank Gore in a game which, to them, is functionally meaningless.

So I smell what you're cooking.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #151 on: December 19, 2008, 12:53:02 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on December 18, 2008, 08:48:19 pm
"Thu, Dec 18 Head coach Tony Dungy plans to rest Manning and other key starters in Week 17 if the Colts clinch a playoff spot this week, the Indianapolis Star reports."

I don't mean to get ahead of myself here--still need to win this week.

But, shit.

Shit, why couldn't they have clinched last week?

My #3 WR is questionable at this point. He's only forecast for five points, but I have a feeling this is going to be a close one. Of course, the last time we met, you beat me by 34.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #152 on: December 19, 2008, 02:45:06 am »
Oh! Twon Boldin is questionable now too!

Fantasy slings and arrows! Pretend outrageous fortune!
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #153 on: December 19, 2008, 03:07:02 am »
Apparently there's a chance the New England/Arizona game will be played in winter weather - wintry mix, high of 40, low of 20.

Great for a running game, bad when Matt Cassel and Randy Moss are your battery.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #154 on: December 19, 2008, 03:44:14 pm »
See, this is why my other league has the playoffs in weeks 15-16.  There's just too much goofy shit goin' down in the last week of the season.

Manning the Elder:  364 yds, 3 TDs, no picks.  26 FP.  I'm-a call that a good start.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #155 on: December 19, 2008, 05:01:43 pm »
Garrard did a lot better than he should have but juuuuuuuuuuuust missed really breaking out and giving me a distinct advantage.

Subtract the pick, one more rushing yard, maybe one more passing TD and I would'a been really solid and those all would'a been within reason.

The good news, though, is that one of my opponents' defenses also played and threw up a zero. That... helps.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #156 on: December 22, 2008, 03:49:26 am »
So not only did my QB and #1 WR play in the snow, but - oh ho ho! - I failed to note that their opponent was the Arizona Cardinals, for whom my #2 WR plays.

The snow threatened to make a mockery of my team, but then Matt Cassel said "Snow? Fuck THAT!" and lit it up for 3 TDs and 345 yards, including one to Randy Moss. Then for good measure, Larry Fitzgerald ripped off a 78-yard reception for a TD when the game had long been decided. I'm not great at the math, but I think they've kept me in this thing.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #157 on: December 22, 2008, 04:30:34 am »
My entire roster was boom or bust, Buckeyes or bearshit, but it was enough to get to the finals.

Man, the final is just going to be a crapshoot of who is sit and who isn't, huh?
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #158 on: December 22, 2008, 02:40:01 pm »
Well, shit.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #159 on: December 22, 2008, 03:11:24 pm »
Holy crap - I knew i was still in the game, I didn't realize I was THAT MUCH in the game. Wow - 27 points from the Cincinnati DEF? Really? 27?

If anyone's interested, nfl.com does a Playoff Challenge involving teams that made it to the postseason. 8 teams, 4 rounds. The key is to predict those teams that are going to go all the way and snag their players. We got seven other folks who haven't got enough?
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #160 on: December 27, 2008, 01:14:20 am »
So it looks like the key game is going to be the Chiefs vs Bengals. Modern Guilt's QB, WR and TE play for the Chiefs, while I have the Bengals DEF along with an RB. I hope they're happy that their game is going to matter to someone. I've scratched my TE and RB, since one is out and the other is doubtful (in a game that's meaningless for his playoff-bound team). Currently the Guilt holds a five-point advantage over me.

No Monday Night Football this week, and neither of us have a Bronco or a Charger on our squads, so we'll have this wrapped up by 8:00.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #161 on: December 29, 2008, 02:51:11 am »
Well-played, Sex Traction, well-played, all.

I wear my crown humbly, knowing that if Destiny's Manchild had ever made any changes to his roster at all, the DMs would'a creamed us all.

There but for the grace of Matt Hasselback go I. Oh and Philly's D going titsass batshit fuckballs nuts this week. That helped too.

A fun season of pretend football indeed.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #162 on: December 29, 2008, 02:12:04 pm »
Congrats, LFM.  Yeah, the Iggles D just went OFF yesterday.

Good season, all.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #163 on: December 29, 2008, 02:59:00 pm »
Indeed - my joy at watching the Cowboys get their asses handed to them came with a price, knowing that it was shooting me in the foot. Oh well. It was a fun season. Bring on Pretend Baseball 09!
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #164 on: January 11, 2009, 10:00:50 pm »
E-A-G-L-E-S IGGLES!
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