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Oh Jeez...
« on: July 28, 2008, 07:03:03 pm »
I've been on here for over a year. Up until literally 1 minute ago, I thought Arachno-capitalist's name was Anarcho-Capitalist. Sorry, man.

This... this really puts things in a whole new light.

This is like at the end of The Sixth Sense or something.
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Re: Oh Jeez...
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 07:12:35 pm »
Thats right. I believe in spider capitalism, not anarchy+capitalism. I am in favor of spiders having access to free trade and lax government regulation.
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Re: Oh Jeez...
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 07:17:04 pm »
I thought you had the proportional economic influence of a spider.
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Re: Oh Jeez...
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2008, 07:34:45 pm »
I thought it was that his economic theories were as frightening as spiders.
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Re: Oh Jeez...
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 11:15:58 pm »
I thought he was bitten by a spider with a bachelor of economics.
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Re: Oh Jeez...
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2008, 07:10:00 pm »
I just thought he liked spiders.  And capitalism.

Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 28, 2008, 07:12:35 pm
Thats right. I believe in spider capitalism, not anarchy+capitalism. I am in favor of spiders having access to free trade and lax government regulation.

Oh.  Well.  I guess he does.
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Re: Oh Jeez...
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2008, 08:07:30 pm »
What is wrong with me that I had to read the first post about six times to figure out the discrepancy? 

Sleep deprivation. That's my guess. 
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Re: Oh Jeez...
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2008, 08:31:49 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on July 29, 2008, 08:07:30 pm
What is wrong with me that I had to read the first post about six times to figure out the discrepancy? 

I thought ladies got those brain cells back after delivery.
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Re: Oh Jeez...
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2008, 10:56:24 pm »
I thought he was in favour of Donald Trump playing Spiderman in the next movie.  That is what I thought.
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