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[colmore]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08012008

I sure hope that grown-up Phillipe has full mental coverage with his health care provider.

[Cap'n Squeakers]

I guess nobody has noticed LN's corpse, rotting in a room somewhere in Smuckles mansion.  Flies all buzzing around, blood all soaking into the Berber carpeting.

[colmore]

He seems to go missing for over a year at a time anyway.

[CortJstr]

I think if I lived with a small child who had a tendency to wake me up for insane reasons I'd either wear shorts to bed or buy a better door lock.

[stringph]

This strip shows extremely alarming possibilities if extended into an arc (as it were). Who is the next person Philippe usually meets? Either Cornelius or Lyle. That's a 50% chance of meeting someone who almost certainly possesses generic Viagra. Philippe is so inquisitive that he will discover this fact, but Lyle will refuse to give him any, but then Lyle will pass out from excessive consumption of intoxicants and his pockets will be freed to the ever-young otter's probing paws for exploration and discovery. Well, there are only two ways this could end, and one of them is never going to appear in an Achewood comic, at least anywhere near where the great public could gaze on it.

Either:
1) Tuesday's strip is an abrupt change of direction or:
2) Ultra Peanut returns -- exit stage left with engorged otter.

[wombat]

Strips with Philippe in them are always good.

[Turbo Ninja]

This strip shows extremely alarming possibilities if extended into an arc (as it were). Who is the next person Philippe usually meets? Either Cornelius or Lyle. That's a 50% chance of meeting someone who almost certainly possesses generic Viagra. Philippe is so inquisitive that he will discover this fact, but Lyle will refuse to give him any, but then Lyle will pass out from excessive consumption of intoxicants and his pockets will be freed to the ever-young otter's probing paws for exploration and discovery. Well, there are only two ways this could end, and one of them is never going to appear in an Achewood comic, at least anywhere near where the great public could gaze on it.

Either:
1) Tuesday's strip is an abrupt change of direction or:
2) Ultra Peanut returns -- exit stage left with engorged otter.

Just write the damn fanfic and get it over with.

[colmore]

Would that require Dr. Worveston's Fat Thoughts Powder?

[littlefallsmets]

Frankly, I am surprised and thankful that the rendering of the alive teddy bear's c*ck was not more graphic.

[Doc]

Would that require Dr. Worveston's Fat Thoughts Powder?

Hey-O!

[wombat]

Frankly, I am surprised and thankful that the rendering of the alive teddy bear's c*ck was not more graphic.

This is a good point.

[Toaster]

Oh, man, Dr. Worveston's Fat Thingy Powder so reminds me of all those old Victorian ads in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (needless to say, the awesome graphic novel, not the horrendous movie).

[nDed]

Oh, man, Dr. Worveston's Fat Thingy Powder so reminds me of all those old Victorian ads in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (needless to say, the awesome graphic novel, not the horrendous movie).

Hyde would not need Dr. Worveston's Fat Thingy Powder.

[colmore]

Let the record show that T has one tiny little dinger.

[Toaster]

Holy F, I just realized: Teodor's cock is that tiny when it's erect. Poor little bear...