Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[AugustWest]

fourteen feet tall

That isn't tiny at all.

[pmcd9]

Bobby, none of your examples are apt.

Comedians don't like to hear your lame ass jokes, they write their own, but people who like comedy love to hear about a funny new comedian

Musicians don't want to hear your singing, but people who love music always want to know about a new band.

Authors don't want to read your lame ass fan fiction, but people who love to read are interested in knowing what good books are out.

Hormel probably doesn't need to be told how to cure bacon, but a bacon connoisseur might be interested in learning about bacon related products.

All you are saying in your arrogance is that it's presumptuous of anyone to assume that they can tell you anything about bacon that you don't obviously already know.  

Of course you are wrong, there is always something new to learn.  But I guess this is the problem of irony.  You make a big deal out of something you don't really care that much about and you get upset when sincere people want to share with you.

[jaydub]

I was the one that neutered him old school style

You chewed 'em off with your teeth?

[Arachno-capitalist]

Pictures!

[Ben-San]

End note: if you neuter a pig in his pen and drop the testicles in there they will eventually find and eat them.

Poor fucker knows they're supposed to be part of his body but his pig brain cannot conceive of any other way to reunite with them.

[Victoria Waterfield]

Just like Carl the Pig Farmer taught me outside of Lodi one time.

Are you sure Pig Farmer was his profession, and not, say, his street name?

[jaydub]

Do you really want to know?

I had a girlfriend in college who told me about her 4H projects.  The Internet says she wasn't making it up from whole cloth, but the more widely used practice these days has to do with tight rubber bands.

[Bobby Isosceles]

WTF! You don't like bacon? How could anyone not like bacon?

Hey, maybe I could interest you in these jars of Bacon Salt that I've got then - because they don't taste a damned bit like bacon.

I don't like salt, I don't like grease and I don't like overly smoky flavors.

I guess that means your world-famous hot buttered Laphroaig margaritas are lost on me too.

Sorry.

[wombat]

I guess that means your world-famous hot buttered Laphroaig margaritas are lost on me too.

Oooo.... that is an idea of true evil genius.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Oooo.... that is an idea of true evil genius.

As repulsive as that idea sounds to me, i know at least twenty people offhand who would probably love it. In the vein of a rauchsbier, but with more free floating fat.

I will try it out and report the results. PLEASE TOUAMB PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME RECIPES FOR MIXED DRINKS WITH SCOTCH AD NAUSEAM THANK YOU

[Choop]

hey bobby did you hear about that bacon flavored gum

From: choop@gmail.com To: bobby@bobbyisosceles.com Subject: Scotcharitatini

5 oz part single-malt scotch
juice of 1 lime
juice of 1 lemon
dash bitters
heaping teaspoon sugar
2 oz arrogance
3 drops douchebagginess

(Note: last two ingredients should be in abundant supply in your pantry or back pocket. just check)

Combine, stir, and strain into martini glass

[Choop]

i mean bacon flavored gum what ever will they think of next



oh my god i just invented bacon-flavored scotch
bobby you're gonna love this i'll email you the recipe

[Bobby Isosceles]

i mean bacon flavored gum what ever will they think of next



oh my god i just invented bacon-flavored scotch
bobby you're gonna love this i'll email you the recipe

already an old meme! i get the latest sizzling hot bacon news delivered to my RSS aggregator

http://www.reddit.com/search?q=bacon&x=0&y=0
http://digg.com/search?section=all&s=bacon&x=0&y=0

srsly do you live in flyover country where people churn their own butter and mail each other links or something

[AugustWest]

Flyover country is where bacon comes from.

Shithead.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Flyover country is where bacon comes from.

Shithead.

Not for long.

Breeding herds in these states have declined even further. Iowa's hog inventory in December 1996 was 18 percent smaller than December 1992 and the breeding herd was 26 percent smaller. Across the United States during this same period, the hog inventory declined 3 percent and the breeding herd declined 6 percent. North Carolina doubled their inventory in the last five years.

edit: Fixed Link