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Author Topic: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family  (Read 6914 times)

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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2008, 02:13:27 pm »
Ah yes.  Good ol' coastal states like Missouri (+23%), Mississippi (+32%), Colorado (+54%), Arizona (+42%), Wyoming (+134%), Utah (+270%), and Oklahoma (+450%).  But hey, 12 years ago, one Atlantic coast state doubled its hog population. 

Alas.  Now those of us poor unfortunate provincials already denied the social and cultural advantages of living on one of the coasts will also be denied the joys of feasting on pork flesh.  Or at least the benefits of living near a hog farm, slaughterhouse or processing plant.  Some days I just don't know how I manage to keep plodding on.
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2008, 02:38:36 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on August 06, 2008, 02:13:27 pm
Ah yes.  Good ol' coastal states like Missouri (+23%), Mississippi (+32%), Colorado (+54%), Arizona (+42%), Wyoming (+134%), Utah (+270%), and Oklahoma (+450%).  But hey, 12 years ago, one Atlantic coast state doubled its hog population. 

Alas.  Now those of us poor unfortunate provincials already denied the social and cultural advantages of living on one of the coasts will also be denied the joys of feasting on pork flesh.  Or at least the benefits of living near a hog farm, slaughterhouse or processing plant.  Some days I just don't know how I manage to keep plodding on.


Aren't you in California? You're in the Special Persons Club anyway.

Speaking of North Carolina and the midwest, I had a pulled buffalo sandwich the other day. It was easily the best pulled * sandwich I have ever had in my entire life. Buffalo meat was made for this kind of use. I'd really like to try it with some local buffalo meat; i.e., perhaps North Cacalaca should start looking into some bison herds.
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2008, 03:56:39 pm »
So, is the dollar dude petting the dog or choking it in the last panel?
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2008, 04:02:23 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on August 06, 2008, 08:33:47 am
i mean bacon flavored gum what ever will they think of next


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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2008, 04:05:12 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on August 06, 2008, 08:33:47 am
i mean bacon flavored gum what ever will they think of next

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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2008, 04:05:52 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on August 06, 2008, 08:33:47 am
i mean bacon flavored gum what ever will they think of next

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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2008, 04:10:48 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on August 06, 2008, 08:33:47 am
i mean bacon flavored gum what ever will they think of next


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Bacon's like chow mein, man. It's just not a big deal.
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2008, 04:20:26 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on August 06, 2008, 03:56:39 pm
So, is the dollar dude petting the dog or choking it in the last panel?

Or is the dog BITING HIS HANDS?
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2008, 06:00:54 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on August 06, 2008, 04:10:48 pm
Tapestries!


Wow, that is a thing of beauty.

I am pretty sure the guy in the last panel is petting the dog... but the scary part is that we have to ask the question.
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2008, 01:28:27 am »
oh wow bobby i just heard about this awesome-sounding party called baco da mayo have you heard about it you should go it sounds totally right up your alley
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2008, 01:50:43 am »
Quote from: Choopernickel on August 07, 2008, 01:28:27 am
oh wow bobby i just heard about this awesome-sounding party called baco da mayo have you heard about it you should go it sounds totally right up your alley

nah, the organizer is a real douchebag and i hear he is a traitor to the bacon cause and secretly despises bacon! he must be burned in effigy in the name of the devout! all hail bacon
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2008, 05:16:54 am »
That sounds fairly consistent with my experience of him.
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2008, 07:56:52 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on August 07, 2008, 01:50:43 am
nah, the organizer is a real douchebag and i hear he is a traitor to the bacon cause and secretly despises bacon! he must be burned in effigy in the name of the devout! all hail bacon

I'm going to start experimenting with a recipe for a bacon-based effigy. Updates as they become available.
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2008, 03:33:15 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on August 07, 2008, 05:16:54 am
That sounds fairly consistent with my experience of him.

Interesting, considering you weren't invited. :P
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Re: August 5, 2008 - The Borgioloni Family
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2008, 06:27:48 am »
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