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YOU are a bona fide PECKERWOOD -- 8/8/8
« on: August 08, 2008, 07:54:50 pm »
So do you think that was $600 Ray threw at the old lady?
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Re: YOU are a bona fide PECKERWOOD -- 8/8/8
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 07:56:32 pm »
AW, I don't see how it could be any other amount.

So everybody's grandma isn't like this woman? Really? Man, it must be weird for you people.
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Re: YOU are a bona fide PECKERWOOD -- 8/8/8
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 07:59:33 pm »
I forgot we were waiting for a strip today.
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Re: YOU are a bona fide PECKERWOOD -- 8/8/8
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 08:52:57 pm »
You know... Ray is one of those "good guy, bad person" persons.
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Re: YOU are a bona fide PECKERWOOD -- 8/8/8
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 10:23:00 pm »
There are 8 bills there. Four hundreds, four fiftys? Ray probably doesn't blow his nose into anything less than a Grant.

I like the idea of pissed-off grannies being the new hype man. My grandma would be awesome in that role.




edit: grammar
« Last Edit: August 09, 2008, 12:47:49 pm by Golfhaus »
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Re: YOU are a bona fide PECKERWOOD -- 8/8/8
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2008, 02:14:00 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08082008

The link, y'know... just for tradition's sake.
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Re: YOU are a bona fide PECKERWOOD -- 8/8/8
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2008, 02:31:30 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on August 09, 2008, 02:14:00 am
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08082008

The link, y'know... just for tradition's sake.
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Re: YOU are a bona fide PECKERWOOD -- 8/8/8
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2008, 09:26:56 am »
I just fell in love with Ray all over again [no homo].
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Re: YOU are a bona fide PECKERWOOD -- 8/8/8
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2008, 02:10:12 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on August 09, 2008, 09:26:56 am
[no homo].

Can'd for use of my new favorite disclaimer.
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