All I'm really saying is that religion's a mechanism that functions to turn our essential search for meaning into THE convenient means of social control.
Opiate of the masses, et cetera? Yeah, I've heard this one before.
I believe in God. Worse yet, I believe in a loving, omnipotent creator God who created a covenant with Abraham and then sent a messiah to fulfill that covenant and extend it to all the people of the earth. And I go to church every Sunday to remember and celebrate that belief. So I'm probably one of the brainwashed sheep that so turn your stomach, LFM, but hear me out anyway. I don't think we've had the opportunity to fight yet, and I'm thinking today's as good a day as any.
I've never understood what the whole religion vs. science debate was really all about. I mean, yes, Science says that the earth was created in a giant explosion caused by...something...and the Bible says it was crafted by the hand of God. Many mainstream Christians would say that the Big Bang and evolution were the tools God used to create the universe and everything in it, and that Genesis can't be interpreted literally. I take a different tack. So maybe God created the universe with a Word six billion years ago, and maybe He did it with a giant explosion thirteen billion years ago. I don't really care how or when He did it, or really even if He did it at all -- the point is, the universe is here, and we have to live in it.
Seems to me the Bible never claims to be a scientific text, or to replace science. Seems to me that it's more a manual for how we ought to live -- if you're Jewish, by keeping God's commandments, and if you're Christian, by following the example of Christ. Sure, there's a lot of stuff in there that is open to interpretation, and sometimes it's been interpreted to mean "kill everyone who doesn't believe like you do," but that's the error of human reasoning, not the fault of the Book itself. When I read the Bible -- and admittedly, it's been a little while since I've really studied it on my own -- I find that at its core, it describes the variety of human relationships and how we ought (or ought not, in some cases) to treat one another.
Because here's my theory on the meaning of life. I know that's not what we're debating here, but I feel it's germane because it influences how I interpret the whole of religion and theology. I believe in the triune God, and I believe he placed us each here for a purpose. And I believe we all have the same purpose: to learn everything we can about how to behave and relate to each other so that when we die, we will be prepared to finally have that perfect relationship with God that we all seek, consciously or otherwise. (Intercourse with divinity, as you put it.)
I believe that every relationship we have on Earth -- parent/child, peers, spouses -- expresses a different aspect of God's love for us and how he wants us to learn to love him. The relationship between parent and child is perhaps the most complex, but in short, it shows us the one-sided love that God has for us. While we will never love God as much as he loves us (as I know from being both a parent and a child), he loves us unconditionally as our "Father." The relationship between peers is what God was getting at when he sent Jesus to live and walk among us and experience life as we experience it -- the "Son" part of the trinity. The romantic love that we share with a partner gives us a small taste of the passion of the Holy Spirit, a preview of the bliss of heaven and the desire to strive eternally to please someone other than ourselves. These are the lessons encompassed by the Bible, expressed in many ways and through many different means in order to reach the widest possible audience.
So given that interpretation, I don't give a rat's ass whether Eve was created from Adam's rib or we were all swinging from trees about a hundred generations back. I live in a world where monkeys are monkeys and men are men, and all I need to know from the Bible is how to treat the people around me, and all I need to know from Science is how to not fuck up the planet or my body any worse than it is, 'cause I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be stuck here.
Those two things, in my opinion, never need to meet.