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Victoria Waterfield

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27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« on: August 27, 2008, 09:28:35 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08272008

Ray is getting classy in his old age. He used to do it under things instead of on top of them.
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 09:51:26 pm »
What a revoltin' development.
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 09:56:12 pm »
Even Ray's dialing has rhythm. I have always loved this. From the size of today's BOPs and DOPs, apparently Chris wants to be sure everyone loves it.
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 09:56:50 pm »
Ray's idea of gettin' crazy seems inspired by Showbiz.
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 11:22:29 pm »
So... with an MBA, Tina works for a sex line?
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 11:42:57 pm »
When the phrase "my chubby knight" is used around the Haushold, we ain't talkin' about cats.
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 11:50:49 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on August 27, 2008, 11:22:29 pm
So... with an MBA, Tina works for a sex line?

It's just a little one, after all.  Plus, a girl's got to have her hobbies.
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 12:31:09 am »
After just re-reading the G.O.F. I'm all kinds of jazzed for a Ray vs. Mantonio deal. Gay magician's garage sale, indeed.
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 03:23:35 am »
Man, I had a crazy kind of day, and sittin' back with a new Achewood is just what I needed. Is it possible to get a degree from a better place after you have already obtained the same degree from a not-so-fine place? Can this be done?
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 03:28:33 am »
Quote from: Toaster on August 28, 2008, 03:23:35 am
Is it possible to get a degree from a better place after you have already obtained the same degree from a not-so-fine place? Can this be done?

Yes. Degrees are like cars. You can have multiple sedans (MBAs) if you are willing to pay ($$$), although in practice it doesn't make much difference how many you have. People just judge you by the best one.  In this case, having no MBA is the best one. MBAs are the BMW 128i of the degree world.
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 03:41:45 am »
Tina makes baby jesus cry. Why can't you get her out of your system, Ray?
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 05:21:18 am »
Damn Tina is the most wonderful stereotype ever.
Serious 1950s housewife meets lady in line at Target with at least 3 pieces of baby-daddy bling.
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 08:11:53 am »
Quote from: Doc on August 28, 2008, 05:21:18 am
Damn Tina is the most wonderful stereotype ever.
Serious 1950s housewife meets lady in line at Target with at least 3 pieces of baby-daddy bling.

Is wanna-bling the saddest-thing?

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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 01:04:40 pm »
I like Tina. 

Is Onstad setting Ray up to tie the knot, too? 
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Re: 27th August 2008 - a ski boat parked on white carpet
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 01:06:06 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on August 28, 2008, 08:11:53 am
Is wanna-bling the saddest-thing?
Thankyou, yes! That is the thing I couldn't remember!
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