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Author Topic: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008  (Read 7910 times)

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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2008, 04:06:50 am »
"You know you don't drive a woman crazy enough to buck nasty." This sentence confuses me. Is Tina saying that roast beef can't make a woman orgasm via oral sex?
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2008, 04:12:55 am »
I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus. 

Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see. 
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2008, 04:17:20 am »
I think Simon and Garfunkel are pretty cool.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2008, 01:37:45 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on September 08, 2008, 04:12:55 am
I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus. 

Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see. 

I can't imagine why else it would be in such a girly flavor.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2008, 02:28:21 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on September 06, 2008, 02:53:56 am
homeboy will be none happy when he wakes up with a tampon and a thing used for tossing salads stuck to his stomach.
Quote from: jay-ell on September 08, 2008, 04:12:55 am
I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus. 

Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see. 

This is all well and good, but it kind of throws water on the whole beaver/v.a.g.i.n.a. products motif.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2008, 05:50:54 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on September 08, 2008, 02:28:21 pm
This is all well and good, but it kind of throws water on the whole beaver/v.a.g.i.n.a. products motif.

To read a sentence which has never before been written in the history of man is one of the reasons I come here.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2008, 11:51:33 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on September 08, 2008, 04:03:11 am
Hall and Oates wasn't cool

What say WHAT?! Hold on, nigga! DAAAAAAMN!

That moustache alone is cooler than all of us put together can ever hope to be.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2008, 04:36:31 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on September 08, 2008, 04:12:55 am
I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus. 

Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see. 

Considering that thought, the idea of it being chocolate flavored is a bit... unsettling.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2008, 06:38:22 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on September 08, 2008, 12:03:07 am
Hmm....

Art Blakey
Art Farmer
Art Pepper
Artis Gilmore
Art Carney

I'm thinking no...

Art Carney was notorious for narcing on the negro gaffers who would smoke jays behind the Cranston Apartment set.
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