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11 September 2008 - not contraindicated by Long Island Iced Tea and Crab Louie
« on: September 11, 2008, 11:47:33 pm »
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Re: 11 September 2008 - not contraindicated by Long Island Iced Tea and Crab Louie
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 11:59:04 pm »
And remember kids, no matter what you're trying to do or want to do, being the David Blaine of anything is a bad thing.

Only thing worse would be bein' the Criss Angel.

You could be the Criss Angel of curing AIDS and all that would happen would be that your cure would cause it to mutate into an airborne Super-AIDS.

Friends don't let friends do things in the manner that goddamned television magicians would do them.
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Re: 11 September 2008 - not contraindicated by Long Island Iced Tea and Crab Lou
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 11:59:27 pm »
Aw, this is the saddest thing. Poor Ray.
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Re: 11 September 2008 - not contraindicated by Long Island Iced Tea and Crab Louie
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2008, 12:06:39 am »
I've been meaning to meet some of my neighbors. Fire had never occurred to me. Because I am not a man of action, like Ray.
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Re: 11 September 2008 - not contraindicated by Long Island Iced Tea and Crab Louie
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2008, 12:54:55 pm »
Beef is insane with sass.
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Re: 11 September 2008 - not contraindicated by Long Island Iced Tea and Crab Louie
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2008, 03:25:46 pm »
The alt-text kind of suggests the possibility that David Blaine is the current David Blaine of avoiding the house. "Going to go sit in a box for a while, honey."
« Last Edit: September 12, 2008, 05:46:41 pm by JorgeFabregas »
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Re: 11 September 2008 - not contraindicated by Long Island Iced Tea and Crab Lou
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2008, 05:31:39 pm »
Ray has a lot of money and he's the ringleader of a good group of guys, yet he is a lonely and insecure man.

Ray Smuckles = Don Draper.
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Re: 11 September 2008 - not contraindicated by Long Island Iced Tea and Crab Louie
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2008, 06:04:17 pm »
Speaking of people who have more money than good sense, do you think Ray would consider this a classy move or not?
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