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Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« on: September 19, 2008, 07:43:58 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09192008

Philippe's imagining of what grownups do with dolls is the saddest thing, next to like sixteen potato bugs in the pool.
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Re: Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 08:08:20 pm »
Quote from: wombat on September 19, 2008, 07:43:58 pm
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09192008

Philippe's imagining of what grownups do with dolls is the saddest thing, next to like sixteen potato bugs in the pool.


I always play Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? with my dolls.

It's nice to see that despite Onstad introducing a magical accent replicator he was able to resist the lure of Talk Like a Pirate Day
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Re: Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2008, 12:56:37 am »
One: Ray in that disguise looks like my dad.

Two: I have been known to put all my friends on Maximum.
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Re: Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2008, 02:34:47 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 19, 2008, 08:08:20 pm
I always play Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? with my dolls.

It's nice to see that despite Onstad introducing a magical accent replicator he was able to resist the lure of Talk Like a Pirate Day

Yeah, but Onstad's version of talking like a leprechaun is about 6.42 angstroms away from talking like a pirate.
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Re: Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 03:42:43 am »
There were quite a few emails from the wonks and dweebs at my office flying around agonizing over whether they should Talk Like a Pirate at their various meetings/presentations today.  Sadly, I remained housebound and could not find out whether anyone had the stones.
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Re: Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2008, 10:26:22 am »
Are Empire Voice Donuts a Chris Onstad original idea?
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Re: Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2008, 12:35:35 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on September 20, 2008, 10:26:22 am
Are Empire Voice Donuts a Chris Onstad original idea?

Apparently voice donuts in general are an Onstad original idea. I'm guessing Empire is a brand name.

So if you get a Mexican Magical Realism Voice Donut, does it change your voice into the voice you think you have?
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Re: Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2008, 02:21:04 pm »
It changes your voice into that of Miguel's, the 300 year old Conquistador who lives on the edge of town and who will be married to your daughter the night before the Great Rains begin.
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Re: Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2008, 05:09:42 pm »
Quote from: colmore on September 22, 2008, 02:21:04 pm
It changes your voice into that of Miguel's, the 300 year old Conquistador who lives on the edge of town and who will be married to your daughter the night before the Great Rains begin.

300 year old Conquistadors are only interested in gold. Haven't you seen Duck Tales?
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Re: Own your situation Sept 19 2008
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2008, 07:28:14 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on September 23, 2008, 05:09:42 pm
300 year old Conquistadors are only interested in gold. Haven't you seen Duck Tales?

Whoo ooo!
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