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23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« on: September 24, 2008, 12:02:50 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09232008

Tina looks a little muscular for some reason. Also, if being an oil prince makes it this easy to get laid, Ima go costume shopping.
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 12:07:47 am »
dude, you ain't need no Prince Halat costume to get with Tina is the vibe I'm getting.

(sheik yerbouti, haha.)
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2008, 12:46:21 am »
Ray, asking her to site on a sheet cake will totally blow your cover. There ain't a lot of men who are into that kink, especially guys who are supposedly breast-men, now.
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2008, 01:19:15 am »
I believe that the correct thread title is "way to vocabulary a situation."

Nice save on Teodor's part... except Tina may never want to fly again now that she thinks that air traffic controllers may be yelling things like "Dude, cut that shit out, I was sleeping!"
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2008, 01:26:16 am »
Teodor is the guy who knows everything about women, but for whatever reason can't score himself. Ray is the dumbass who will ruin the whole thing to indulge his peculiar perversion. This is magnificent. It almost makes up for waiting all damn weekend for it.
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 01:39:52 am »
Quote from: wombat on September 24, 2008, 01:19:15 am
except Tina may never want to fly again now that she thinks that air traffic controllers may be yelling things like "Dude, cut that shit out, I was sleeping!"

hahaha, you win.
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 02:47:05 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 24, 2008, 12:46:21 am
Ray, asking her to site on a sheet cake will totally blow your cover. There ain't a lot of men who are into that kink, especially guys who are supposedly breast-men, now.

I'm gonna live that kink one of these fine days.
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 03:34:00 am »
I have always liked the fact that there is the word scirocco
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2008, 03:37:42 am »
Worth. The. Wait.

What an elaborate way for those two to get it on. So complicated.
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2008, 05:32:50 am »
the fake beauty mark on tina's muzzle is what makes the strip right there
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 05:49:10 am »
Irish nachoes are... what?

Potato chips drenched in whiskey that itself was left to marinate in a second whiskey the previous evening?
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 12:29:43 pm »
T. will not finally get some, it's still Ray's body. After eavesdropping on Roast Beef and Molly getting it on, the point of his perennial loneliness will be driven even further home. What I'm trying to get at is - can Achewood pull off a hilarious suicide story?
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 12:55:43 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 24, 2008, 05:49:10 am
Irish nachoes are... what?

Potato chips drenched in whiskey that itself was left to marinate in a second whiskey the previous evening?

For some reason I was picturing the curry fries you get at places like Ned Devine's.
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 01:40:47 pm »
Teodor is hell of quick on his feet.  I suppose it helps that Tina has the IQ of a salad bar.

Irish nachos = thick-cut fresh fried chips or potato skins, covered with cheese, bacon, and a dollop of sour cream.
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Re: 23 September 2008 - My gentle autumn sirocco
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2008, 03:34:44 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 24, 2008, 05:49:10 am
Irish nachoes are... what?

Potato chips drenched in whiskey that itself was left to marinate in a second whiskey the previous evening?

Enjoy your new can.

Also: I have a sinking feeling that Tina actually sees right through this and is playing dumb.  This could turn out badly for Ray. 

Or not.
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