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Author Topic: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]  (Read 11602 times)

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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2008, 03:23:31 am »
haha, no, Mallinkrodt is basically shut down on the lower level. it was in the Athletic Complex.

I tried to go to the protest zone to see what was going on, but we couldn't figure out how to get there.
"How can we observe the protest zone?"
"there isn't any way, you just have to go in and protest with 'em."

as we walked away, another cop rode up on his bike and they laughed as he said "man, all these protesters... I love the smell of napalm in the morning, y'know what I mean?"
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2008, 04:45:15 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 03, 2008, 03:23:31 am
"How can we observe the protest zone?"
"there isn't any way, you just have to go in and protest with 'em."

"Just... get in the box."
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2008, 05:29:10 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 03, 2008, 03:23:31 am
as we walked away, another cop rode up on his bike and they laughed as he said "man, all these protesters... I love the smell of napalm in the morning, y'know what I mean?"

Yikes!
What is it about certain jobs that the people who most want to do them are the people you really don't want doing them? Then again maybe he was just making a joke in poor taste, it certainly sounds like something I'd do.
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2008, 05:39:00 am »
Was anyone there calling her "Titty Nixon" or is that just my personal nickname for her?
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2008, 06:02:12 am »
me and my roommate call her America's Mom.

We had a whole theme song and a plot set out for the pilot.
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2008, 06:25:12 am »
My favourite is still 'Caribou Barbie'. It's fun inventing accessories for her to come with.
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2008, 04:47:10 pm »
Quote from: Doc on October 03, 2008, 05:29:10 am
Yikes!
What is it about certain jobs that the people who most want to do them are the people you really don't want doing them? Then again maybe he was just making a joke in poor taste, it certainly sounds like something I'd do.

Like the police union shirts from the DNC.  "We get up early to beat the crowds!"



I HAVE to believe that the police force isn't made up of men and women so twisted that they get up in the morning, hoping they get to tase, mace, or club someone that day.  I need to believe that gallows humor is what they're using to make a very hard job O.K. for them.  I had a brief stint in fire school, so I hung out with a paramedic who would talk about gallows humor.  The example she used is "Man... I got new boots, and the first day out I got someone's brains all over them!  Why is it always brains on the new boots?!"
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2008, 05:28:04 pm »
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2008, 05:59:24 pm »
they must have been disappointed, it was the wimpiest protest imaginable.
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2008, 08:14:24 pm »
What if it turns out that all along what America really needed was a Supportive Mom in the Oval Office?  What if feel-good lines like "America's ingenuity and workforce is the best in the world!" actually does more for the national spirit than $600 stimulus checks and billions in bailout spending, and white Protestant males have been doing it wrong for 230 years?
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2008, 08:32:48 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on October 03, 2008, 08:14:24 pm
What if it turns out that all along what America really needed was a Supportive Mom in the Oval Office?  What if feel-good lines like "America's ingenuity and workforce is the best in the world!" actually does more for the national spirit than $600 stimulus checks and billions in bailout spending, and white Protestant males have been doing it wrong for 230 years?


All passing mandatory mitten-pinning laws. All requiring jackets to be zipped up to your chin when the temperature drops below 50. All saying we're the handsomest country in the world. All writing "US #1" and "Beat the insurgents!" on the windows of her bullet-proof minivan.
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2008, 10:06:10 pm »
Quote from: smick on October 03, 2008, 04:47:10 pm
"Man... I got new boots, and the first day out I got someone's brains all over them!  Why is it always brains on the new boots?!"
Huh.  I always thought brains were a pretty good leather conditioner.
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2008, 10:22:51 pm »
they totally are, man, that is the traditional manner.
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2008, 03:48:12 am »
I only worked with police for only half a year?

But... yes, most of them, yes, would love the opportunity to kick the shit out of people for opposing the standing order.

Probably 83% of them.
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Re: Daaamn! That answer could use some work! [The Sarah Palin Thread]
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2008, 11:23:27 pm »
I kinda feel bad for having not watched any of the debates. I'm pretty much counting on Jon Stewart and Keith Olbermann to show me the highlights, and at any rate I already know who I'm voting for, so I feel like it doesn't matter to me. But then I feel like it SHOULD matter to me.
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