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20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« on: October 21, 2008, 08:03:52 am »
So... was there just some hot stuffed-animal-on-cat action?

I think I'm weirded out by that, but I'm not sure.


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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 08:17:22 am »
He taught her to love again, she taught him to live again.

She's still really creepy looking though. I like her better than Molly, but still.
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 09:10:32 am »
no link? this is how i find new comix
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 11:25:21 am »
What? What? No, really, what?
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2008, 01:22:29 pm »
Just how many badass cards does Cornelius own?
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2008, 01:24:40 pm »
A stripper trophy wife of the old salt might be an interesting, if highly improbably, supporting character. Not that my vote means anything, but I say keep her, since the only thing better than a sage old man is a sage old man that's tapping an unlikely hot piece of ass. See also: Dennis Kucinich.

What I want to know -- burning in my head more furiously than the Neverending Story song that's been replaying constantly for the past  96 hours -- is, is that second vehicle motorized (race car, go cart) or not (soapbox derby/downhill racer).  The steering being a string tends toward the latter.
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2008, 01:26:14 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on October 21, 2008, 01:24:40 pm
A stripper trophy wife of the old salt might be an interesting, if highly improbably, supporting character. Not that my vote means anything, but I say keep her, since the only thing better than a sage old man is a sage old man that's tapping an unlikely hot piece of ass. See also: Dennis Kucinich.

And not that Andrea Mitchell is anything other than an advance scout for an invading race of amphibians from Cygnus X-1, but compared to Alan Greenspan, that woman is a playboy model.
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2008, 04:57:09 pm »
I assumed that these were in fact the stripper's cars.  Maybe she has a secret life as an odd car collector.  After all, she drove there and we've never see the Secret Mountain Go-Kart Stockpile before.
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008, 05:05:38 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on October 21, 2008, 08:03:52 am
So... was there just some hot stuffed-animal-on-cat action?
Sure she's not a stuffed animal too?  I mean, other than in the figurative sense.
She's got the same kind of eyes and ears as Teodor...
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2008, 07:13:08 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on October 21, 2008, 05:05:38 pm
Sure she's not a stuffed animal too?  I mean, other than in the figurative sense.
She's got the same kind of eyes and ears as Teodor...

She's probably not a bear.  No one cares if a bear is naked.
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2008, 07:17:12 pm »
T's shirt is off, hers is on. During the day, strippers shed clothing like it is poison, but at night they wear baggy t-shirts against topless men.
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2008, 09:23:50 pm »
Quote from: #####_god on October 21, 2008, 07:13:08 pm
She's probably not a bear.  No one cares if a bear is naked.
I mean, unless you're into that.

All the slutty kitties around my house go around naked.  Not even wearing boxers.
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2008, 02:30:11 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 21, 2008, 09:53:53 pm
Yeeesh. And the licking that goes on!

When barbed tongue meets barbed c*ck, why is there not a velcro-lock? How the hell do cats get away with that?
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2008, 03:52:52 am »
Henry Kissinger.

Ladies Loved Kool Kissinger.

Y'know? I mean... really.
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Re: 20th October 2008 - wasteful sprawl to new lust
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2008, 03:56:29 am »
He had a magical murder bag.
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