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[JorgeFabregas]

The cinematic scope of killing is like basketball is awe inspiring.

[pmcd9]

I'll make one more appeal for you all to post your five favorite achewood strips.  If you havent done so, please do.

~Paul

[super collider]

seriously this one has to be near the top:

Pork Chops

Oh and hello!

[Limmo]

OK, in chronological order:

Todd the Squirrel

Todd's natural enemy

ASS IN YOUR #####

Turd Murder

Chompin' Mignon on Bellagio Lake

I could have done an entire list of Todd strips, because Todd is frikkin' awesome.

[Noah]

5. Laying into Garfield
4. Killing is Like Basketball
3. Pat's Hat
2. Impulsive Shirt Orderer
1. Breakfast in Bed

I'm new here.

[pmcd9]

I'm about ready to add up the votes and declare a favorite strip for this message board.  I would have done it already, but i've been busy.  I'll probably do it this Sunday afternoon so if there are any last minute votes get them in by then.

~Paul

[side_show]

In order where #1 is my favorite (ps - hi everyone, I'm glad I found the new board)

5)four way tie: a)french fry b)roasted up ding dong c) the party XI (phillipe and ultra peanut's dead baby in the future) d)cathy's retarded baby

4)A fee!

3)Jared is not tough

2)you. are. rad.

1)the sadest thing

[AugustWest]

Paper Trail Jones:
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12192002

My mother knew that I would die one day:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10042001

Suckin’ dick bought this van:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10042001

What if someone finds it?  They could test for my DNA!

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01302003

and I am the winner:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04092003

fightin’ rats with a rake:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05092003

OK that’s six.

[The Wonderous Me]

My favorite 5 strips are the ones he'll be doing every week day again!!! YAY!

[Noah]

Whoa, every day again!? And suicide?! Uh...cool!?

[pmcd9]

Ok, the results are in and there isn't a clear winner.  We should probably have a run off, but i'm not sure there is that much interest in it.  If i'm wrong let me know and I will moderate it.

anyway.....

23 members voted

128 total votes cast

79 strips receiving votes

Most votes for one strip 8

Most points for one strip 20

and the winners are...

key [first place votes/total number of votes/total points]

I didn't check all of the links so I hope they are right.

based on total number of votes:
10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test 2/8/17

based on total number of points:
11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever 2/5/20

and so on...

12/07/01 Cutlery Ads; Bourbon 1/5/14.5

11/09/01 Antiques Road Show 1/5/14

11/05/01 The Saddest Thing 2/4/15

04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame 0/4/10.5

05/16/02 Porno 1/3/11

01/27/03 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N. 1/3/11

02/12/01 English Speaking Pizza 1/3/7.5

12/27/01 Belated Christmas Strip 0/3/7

04/09/03 Killin’ is Like Basketball… 0/3/7

10/02/01 Teodor’s birthday Presents 1/2/9

04/02/02 The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head 0/2/7

10/4/01 Who Ate my ‘shrooms? 0/2/7

03/10/03 Java Be Dancin 1/2/6

11/18/02 Ass in your ##### 0/2/6

10/01/01 Phillipe is standing on it 0/2/5

11/17/02 Jared is not tough 0/2/5

01/21/03 How else can Jarod Die? 0/2/5

06/28/02 You. Are. Rad 0/2/4.5

06/04/02 Pat’s Hat 0/2/4

01/30/03 Turd Murder 0/2/4

01/04/02 The Hand-Held Fan 0/2/2.5

05/09/03 Chompin’ Mignon on Bellagio Lake 0/2/1.5

05/22/03 Laying into Garfield 0/2/1.5

05/23/02 Home for Scared People 1/1/5
04/23/02 Kicking the Basketball 1/1/5
06/02/03 The Saddest Thing Redux 1/1/5
03/17/03 The Jade Ding Dong (Furious Ding Dong) 1/1/5
02/13/02 Pork Chops 1/1/5
11/14/01 Todd the Squirrel 1/1/5
03/11/03 Will You Be My girlfriend Molly? 1/1/5
05/07/02 Breakfast in Bed 1/1/5
12/19/02 Paper Trail Jones 1/1/5

10/25/01 The Minature Golf Hole 0/1/4
10/26/01 AIDS 0/1/4
04/15/02 The Party Day XXV: Todd is Faded (Squirrel Police) 0/1/4
10/07/02 A Screaming Person 0/1/4
02/01/02 Todd’s natural enemy 0/1/4
02/04/02 French Fry 0/1/4
10/29/01 Teodor is programming his own website 0/1/4
10/22/02 Impulsive Shirt Orderer 0/1/4
04/11/02 Until you are SO nude 0/1/4

10/30/01 Lie Bot’s New Shoes 0/1/3
06/03/02 The Mix Tape 0/1/3
09/23/02 Roast Beef’s Personals Ad 0/1/3
11/26/02 Hello America 0/1/3

11/07/01 Orange Creamsicle Alcohol Drink 0/1/2
02/21/02 Neatest Person in Heaven 0/1/2
08/07/02 No one can escape AOL 0/1/2
04/18/02 The Cutout 0/1/2
12/20/01 Lyle’s Pensive Morning Moment 0/1/2
03/06/02 A Fee! 0/1/2
08/16/02 Billy Idol the “CyberPunk’ 0/1/2

05/23/03 Cathy 0/1/1
06/14/02 Onstad’s Birthday 0/1/1
12/05/01 Isn’t UNIX made by fat people? 0/1/1
03/29/02 It’s Been Awhile 0/1/1
10/10/01 Bed Time 0/1/1
03/11/03 Will You Be My Girlfriend Molly 0/1/1
12/18/01 a dangerously good haircut 0/1/1
06/05/02 Everybody Hat 0/1/1
03/07/03 Just because soda guns in heaven just seems so right 0/1/1

04/22/03 Guest Strip Annonymous 0/1/.5
03/31/03 Guest Strip Drew Weing 0/1/.5
05/14/03 Hiram the Blacksmith 0/1/.5
02/07/03 Six Kinds of Nasty 0/1/.5
01/28/02 Education 0/1/.5
10/19/01 How the Internet Works 0/1/.5
07/09/02 The Most Important Model Train: 0/1/.5
11/27/02 Stand on it Agnes 0/1/.5
02/14/03 Pat’s Message Board 0/1/.5
04/08/03 Murder, Explained 0/1/.5
04/16/03 Nerdy Bitches on Speed 0/1/.5
04/17/03 Prison is supposed to be really hard to get out of 0/1/.5
07/03/03 Free Earplugs 0/1/.5
06/30/03 Molly McSweeney’s 0/1/.5
04/24/03 Mantonio 0/1/.5
03/07/03 I’m So Sorry Doctor Kisses 0/1/.5

~Paul

[pmcd9]

Sorry no links here, that was too much work.

PMCD9

1.   12/07/01 Cutlery Ads; Bourbon
2.   10/25/01 The Minature Golf Hole
3.   10/01/01 Phillipe is standing on it
4.   11/07/01 Orange Creamsicle Alcohol Drink
5.   05/23/03 Cathy
6.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
7.   05/14/03 Hiram the Blacksmith

V-Adore

1.   01/27/03 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
2.   04/02/02 The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head
3.   05/16/02 Porno
4.   02/21/02 Neatest Person in Heaven
5.   12/07/01 Cutlery ads; Bourbon

Wombat

1.   05/23/02 Home for Scared People
2.   12/07/01 Cutlery ads; Bourbon
3.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show
4.   11/09/01 English Speaking Pizza
5.   06/14/02 Onstad’s Birthday

jough

1.   04/23/02 Kicking the Basketball
2.   10/26/01 AIDS
3.   10/30/01 Lie Bot’s New Shoes
4.   08/07/02 No one can escape AOL
5.   03/10/03 Java Be Dancin
6.   02/07/03 Six Kinds of Nasty
7.   04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame
8.   11/09/01 English Speaking Pizza
9.   01/28/02 Education
10.   10/19/01 How the Internet Works
11.   06/28/02 You. Are. Rad
12.   07/09/02 The Most Important Model Train:
13.   11/27/02 Stand on it Agnes
14.   02/14/03 Pat’s Message Board
15.   04/08/03 Murder, Explained
16.   04/16/03 Nerdy Bitches on Speed
17.   04/17/03 Prison is supposed to be really hard to get out of
18.   07/03/03 Free Earplugs
19.   06/30/03 Molly McSweeney’s
20.   04/24/03 Mantonio
21.   01/04/02 The Hand-Held Fan
22.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
23.   12/07/01 Cutlery Ad’s Bourbon

slink

1.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show

Pink Stainless Tail

1.   11/09/01 English Speaking Pizza
2.   10/02/01 Teodor’s birthday Presents
3.   11/05/01 The Saddest Thing
4.   01/04/02 The Hand-Held Fan
5.   12/27/01 Belated Christmas Strip

Carlosdelvaca

1.   06/02/03 The Saddest Thing Redux
2.   12/27/01 Belated Christmas Strip
3.   04/02/02 The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head
4.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show
5.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
6.   05/22/03 Laying into Garfield

Ash

1.   03/10/03 Java Be Dancin’
2.   10/29/01 Teodor is programming his own website
3.   09/23/02 Roast Beef’s Personals Ad
4.   08/16/02 Billy Idol the “CyberPunk’
5.   12/05/01 Isn’t UNIX made by fat people?

Hobbes

1.   01/21/03 How else can Jarod Die?
2.   01/27/03 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
3.   06/03/02 The Mix Tape
4.   04/18/02 The Cutout
5.   03/29/02 It’s Been Awhile
6.   03/07/03 I’m So Sorry Doctor Kisses

CortJstr

1.   03/17/03 The Jade Ding Dong (Furious Ding Dong)
2.   04/15/02 The Party Day XXV: Todd is Faded (Squirrel Police)
3.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever
4.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
5.   10/10/01 Bed Time

jldunston

1.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever
2.   10/07/02 A Screaming Person
3.   05/16/02 Porno
4.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
5.   03/11/03 Will You Be My Girlfriend Molly

JorgeFabregas

1.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever

Flenker

1.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
2.   12/07/01 Cutlery Ad’s Bourbon
3.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever
4.   12/27/01 Belated Christmas Strip
5.   12/18/01 a dangerously good haircut


Nabubrush (drinks a lot)

1.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
2.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever
3.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show
4.   12/20/01 Lyle’s Pensive Morning Moment
5.   06/04/02 Pat’s Hat

Knightbg

1.   05/16/02 Porno
2.   02/04/02 French Fry
3.   11/18/02 Ass in your #####
4.   11/05/01 The Saddest Thing
5.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show

satchel

1.   10/02/01 Teodor’s birthday Presents
2.   04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame
3.   10/4/01 Who Ate my ‘shrooms?
4.   10/01/01 Phillipe is standing on it
5.   06/05/02 Everybody Hat

Stoopid Hed

1.   11/05/01 The Saddest Thing
2.   04/09/03 Killin’ is Like Basketball…
3.   04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame
4.   01/27/03 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
5.   03/07/03 Just becase soda guns in heaven just seems so right

super collider

1.   02/13/02 Pork Chops

Limmo

1.   11/14/01 Todd the Squirrel
2.   02/01/02 Todd’s natural enemy
3.   11/18/02 Ass in your #####
4.   01/30/03 Turd Murder
5.   05/09/03 Chompin’ Mignon on Bellagio Lake

Noah

1.   05/07/02 Breakfast in Bed
2.   10/22/02 Impulsive Shirt Orderer
3.   06/04/02 Pat’s Hat
4.   04/09/03 Killing is Like Basketball
5.   05/22/03 Laying into Garfield

side_show

1.   11/05/01 The Saddest Thing
2.   06/28/02 You. Are. Rad.
3.   11/17/02 Jared is not tough
4.   03/06/02 A Fee!

Asherdan

1.   03/11/03 Will You Be My girlfriend Molly?
2.   04/11/02 Until you are SO nude
3.   11/26/02 Hello America
4.   11/17/02 Jared is not tough
5.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
6.   04/22/03 Guest Strip Annonymous
7.   03/31/03 Guest Strip Drew Weing

AugustWest

1.   12/19/02 Paper Trail Jones
2.   10/04/01 ‘Shrooms
3.   04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame
4.   01/30/03 Turd Murder
5.   04/09/03 Murder is like Basketball
6.   05/09/03 Chompin’ Mignon on Bellagio Lake

[AugustWest]

Dude!  You really put a lot of time and effort into this.  That was cool.

[jough]

That's awesome.  Thanks Paul.

Now we should have a thread about our favourite strips starring a certain character.

So how about it, Paul?  Ready to moderate a list of "Top 5 Strips Featuring Philippe"?

[slink]

So how about it, Paul?  Ready to moderate a list of "Top 5 Strips Featuring Philippe"?

That's easy! Oh wait...
Either Poker, or Pork Chops and Apple Sauce!