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« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2003, 08:08:42 pm »
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He's just groggy. I mean the man's clearly been asleep for like a year. Give him a minute to wake up and I'm sure he'll be fine.


I disagree.  

Check out the stains on his shirt and the 5 o'clock (or later?) shadow.  An ice cream man in this kind of sorry state can only be bad news.
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« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2003, 09:33:22 pm »
The ice cream man is perhaps the scariest Wilford Brimley clone ever. As for the Gacy connections... well, I'm just glad Philippe didn't want to go as a clown this year.

I, too, worry about Philippe, but then it hits me: I'm worrying about a comic strip featuring an otter in a bee costume being menaced by a Wilford-Brimley-looking ice-cream-serving cat and a second cat with a handlebar mustache and a wife-beater. I have a feeling Onstad's aiming for the absurdity angle, too.

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Beef and Molly have their first baby in heaven.

What would they name it? I'm picturing something like "Javascript Raymond Kazenzakis."
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« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2003, 09:38:26 pm »
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cheerful frozen dairy service


I don't know what it is about that phrase that compelled me to read it over and over and over and laugh.
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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2003, 09:47:18 pm »
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What would they name it? I'm picturing something like "Javascript Raymond Kazenzakis."


Surely Beef is so geeky he'd want to name it ECMAScript instead. Or at least I am...
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« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2003, 09:53:03 pm »
Slink, you beat me to it.
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« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2003, 09:53:06 pm »
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Beef and Molly have their first baby in heaven.

What would they name it? I'm picturing something like "Javascript Raymond Kazenzakis."


He'd probably work it out so the initials were an extention, but I can't think of any offhand that end with k.
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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2003, 09:53:57 pm »
JDK.
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2003, 12:45:46 am »
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And...what happened to Captain Impossibles? So oft first to post, perhaps he has turned his sled back into a bong?


Rest assured, captain impossibles has been dealt with.
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« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2003, 05:55:36 am »
I dig the beadboard on the walls.
Iscreaman has 3 hairs, just like Homer Simpson.  
He also wears a nice vest.  Plus an arm garter.
Why does the cash register show a "I" rung up?

This place has lovely glassware.  
Why is that?

Suddenly Iscreaman has eyebrows.
Eyebrows!
What is he thinking?

Phillippe doesn't know.
He wants to know.
Life is very confusing now.
And the bee suit is very hot and sweaty.

It isn't beadboard.
It's wallpaper.
Thick, expensive wallpaper.
But wallpaper just the same.

I have a stain on my shirt.
And understated eyebrows.
What do you want?
What do you want?

Did I just write a poem, jough?
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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2003, 06:15:34 am »
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Did I just write a poem, jough?


No.
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« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2003, 06:21:43 am »
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