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[Doc]

Yeah, I mean you seriously signed up for this? At least troll us a little, post enourmous cocks, give us something to work with over here.

[lprkn]

...and the magpie returns to the dumpster after growing tired of the shiny bauble he spied on the pavement.

[wombat]

Why theorize? Here are the comments over there on the most recent strip, Nov 20, courtesy of me not having enough work to do and not wanting to go out of the house in the freezing cold. I apologize for nevertheless being unable to give a fuck enough to include the YouTube link in the penultimate post.

gormster: Pfah!
 falseprophet: It muft be both in the dialogue and as a sound effect.
It muft be both.
 beanmom: Maybe it's the Beaujolais Nouveau talking, or maybe it's my dusty Bachelor's Degree in Anthropology, but the suitcase thing made me laugh.
anyclark: Man! I can so hear Percy Sledge singing "When A Dog Mounts A Suitcase"!
achewood: Someone please record this idea in full falsetto
metagrrrl: Dang that pale grey on white text! Cheer! I said Cheer not Jeer!
And apparently there's no way to undo it.
ccp: Hopefully my vote will offset the mistake. By god, the perfection of the observation becomes abundant after a brief reminder.
 x189player: Heh. Nice job Cornelius, throwing Ray off-balance with a tempation like that.
Fine Brown LIquor! Call Lyle, this is ripe for a new bottle label (and I'll wait for the t-shirt)

I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine whether the corresponding thread here would be any more entertaining, also taken out of a context in which one is familiar with the partici#####.

[pmcd9]

I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine whether the corresponding thread here would be any more entertaining, also taken out of a context in which one is familiar with the partici******.

I had a similar thought with my post, but didn't want to go there.

[sje46]

By signing up to a messageboard for the sole purpose of arguing with someone you've pretty much solidified our opinion of Assbar.

This does not follow, good sir.  Your opinion is that we are a bunch of idiots a la 4chan, not that we post on other boards to defend each other.
Crude?  Sometimes.  But we are also sometimes incredibly poetic and witty, and incredibly well-learned.  We know how to tie our own shoes.  And we have a sense of humor as well. 
@Wombat: I know nothing of this suscriber nonsense.  I am on the free section, which I guess is the section I'm defending.  Even so, what you copypasta'd shows wit and learnedness as well.
@ Doc:
I signed up a few weeks ago.  I just didn't post until now.  And I don't post cocks, only cat cocks.  And by cat cock I mean a cat with the head of a cock.

[wombat]

Points for the picture. For the rest of it... Look: Come in, look around, have a seat, join the party. But don't blather on about all of your other friends that none of us know. No matter what you have to say about them, that's always a boring thing to do, you know?

[Doc]

He did the cat cock thing, this indicates sufficient lurking to please me.

[AugustWest]

But where are the barbs?  THE BARBS!!!!

[jaydub]

Plus those fools made me their wicker man style king,

The king is dead, long live the king!

[sje46]

I am more confused here than I am at Assetbar.  And that is saying a lot.

Points for the picture. For the rest of it... Look: Come in, look around, have a seat, join the party. But don't blather on about all of your other friends that none of us know. No matter what you have to say about them, that's always a boring thing to do, you know?

Thank you.
I wasn't just blabbing on about my friends; I was defending them. 

[Ruta Bagas]

I gave sje46 a can because they seemed OK and can-debt is dispiriting. But I have taken it away again because he just seemed too enamored by this bunch. I mean, I have no reason to believe they're not perfectly lovely et cetera, having never had a moment's contact with any of them, but this kind of gushing seems unhealthy and I don't want to encourage it.

Also I don't think you can really know whether or not someone can tie their own shoelaces from text-based interaction, so why are we all pretending?

[KeithHernandez]

I can tie my shoes, but I avoid it like the plague.

[wombat]

I wasn't just blabbing on about my friends; I was defending them. 

No matter what you have to say about them, that's always a boring thing to do, you know?

[sje46]

Not really enamored by them either.   I just saw the first thread at this site that affected me enough to make me post something.  I'm not here just to defend anyone or to write sonnets about them. 
I'm not here to troll or nothin'.  If you are bored by my opinion on something, then don't listen.
*shrug*

[Bobby Isosceles]

I gave sje46 a can because they seemed OK and can-debt is dispiriting. But I have taken it away again because he just seemed too enamored by this bunch. I mean, I have no reason to believe they're not perfectly lovely et cetera, having never had a moment's contact with any of them, but this kind of gushing seems unhealthy and I don't want to encourage it.

Also I don't think you can really know whether or not someone can tie their own shoelaces from text-based interaction, so why are we all pretending?

I've cast my vote and restored the fellow back to 0. I say this I was entertained by his/her/its posts. Far more than THA SUGAH RAIN HATH COMETH or whatever.